Muffin or Barm

Barry Conlons wig said:
No but they were always dinner ladies and there's no hiding from that or the lady in the pink tabard will call you in before it spitting on you :-)
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I'm sure Evelyn Waugh mentioned luncheon in Scoop!

Even Chaucer was a lunch guy.

Hitler called it tea, but that's because he was scoffing the muffins and torte at 3pm everyday at the Berghof.

So you stand with Hitler on Tea over dinner, muffin over barm?

The muffin/tea time brigade stand aligned with Nazis.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
I'm sure Evelyn Waugh mentioned luncheon in Scoop!

Even Chaucer was a lunch guy.

Hitler called it tea, but that's because he was scoffing the muffins and torte at 3pm everyday at the Berghof.

So you stand with Hitler on Tea over dinner, muffin over barm?

The muffin/tea time brigade stand aligned with Nazis.
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For once, I'm actually proud of my heritage and the sense that I'm a northerner born and bread.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-...rits-debate-evening-meal-yougov-a8363331.html
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
Tea is drunk from a cup, High Tea is served with scones and MUFFINS if you go to one of those cheaper places where they don't do cucumber sandwiches but put jam in them instead.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner. It really is this simple.

Not as simple as you, admittedly, you fucking barmpot ;)
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High tea? : /

Us commoners don't have high fuckin' tea round these parts. We drink tea with chip muffins at tea time, ya know, the meal after dinner time. I'll not have any posh **** lecture me any further on the subject; )
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
Why are you drinking tea in a chippy?

Oh, you mean dinner, when you could have had that barm with your chips?

Try ringing a restaurant up later and ask them if you can book a table for tea...

I'm sure they will point you in the direction of a tea room to go with your fucking muffin.
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Dinner is a formal evening meal - supper is the informal equivalent. So either this **** has a broken watch or is very much mistaken about where he was and when at the time this incident occurred. Which then begs the question what else is he mistaken about? And it’s here we arrive at the central evidence that said chippy establishment was serving chips in something as grotesque as a muffin. It is, ladies and gentlemen, quite plainly pure fabrication on the part of the defendant. So I put it to you, @BlueMoonRisin’ where were you really, at what time, and what was really on the menu? Because your story has more holes than an emmental cheese barm.
 
BlueMoonRisin’ said:
High tea? : /

Us commoners don't have high fuckin' tea round these parts. We drink tea with chip muffins at tea time, ya know, the meal after dinner time. I'll not have any posh **** lecture me any further on the subject; )
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Ha - no such thing as tea time, only for those Nazis who like mummy to cut up their fish fingers.

Fucking tea-time? Tell Polly to put the kettle on.

You can have it with your chocolate muffin.
 
metalblue said:
Dinner is a formal evening meal - supper is the informal equivalent. So either this **** has a broken watch or is very much mistaken about where he was and when at the time this incident occurred. Which then begs the question what else is he mistaken about? And it’s here we arrive at the central evidence that said chippy establishment was serving chips in something as grotesque as a muffin. It is, ladies and gentlemen, quite plainly pure fabrication on the part of the defendant. So I put it to you, @BlueMoonRisin’ where were you really, at what time, and what was really on the menu? Because your story has more holes than an emmental cheese barm.
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He was actually at Stud Muffin, the massage parlour in Denton High Street?

He thought a happy ending came with a battered sausage.
 
Slightly off topic but I was at a hotel recently and asked reception for a dressing gown as none in bathroom.

“Sorry sir, a what?”
“Dressing gown”
“Sorry sir, could you repeat that”
“A dressing gown”
“Pardon me sir, are you referring to a bath robe”
Mumbled “yes”

How complicated does life really need to be? Stole their slippers as revenge.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
Ha - no such thing as tea time, only for those Nazis who like mummy to cut up their fish fingers.

Fucking tea-time? Tell Polly to put the kettle on.

You can have it with your chocolate muffin.
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Lol. Chocolate muffin? There was a time not too long ago if you asked for a chocolate muffin in a North West shop you'd be sectioned for it.

You're a fuckin' barm pot n' also a shit ITK; )
 
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