Muffin or Barm

Re: Barm or Muffin

happymoondays said:
I could just eat a chip barm with loads of ketchup.

2 things wrong there.

1) It's a muffin.
2) 'loads of ketchup' has no place on a chip muffin.
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

masterwig said:
happymoondays said:
I could just eat a chip barm with loads of ketchup.

2 things wrong there.

1) It's a muffin.
2) 'loads of ketchup' has no place on a chip muffin.

Always got to be ketchup on a chip BARM. its a northern thing
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

blue_chili_pepper said:
happymoondays said:
masterwig said:
happymoondays said:
I could just eat a chip barm with loads of ketchup.

2 things wrong there.

1) It's a muffin.
2) 'loads of ketchup' has no place on a chip muffin.

Always got to be ketchup on a chip BARM. its a northern thing

of course, loads of ketchup!!

CRANKS
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

Had a muffin for my dinner. you know the chocolate chip ones, because thats what a muffin is and a barm is made of bread.
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

happymoondays said:
masterwig said:
happymoondays said:
I could just eat a chip barm with loads of ketchup.

2 things wrong there.

1) It's a muffin.
2) 'loads of ketchup' has no place on a chip muffin.

Always got to be ketchup on a chip BARM. its a northern thing

Absolutely. Bit of white death, vinegar and tommy sauce on the old chip barm
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

Mr Blue Sky said:
Halfpenny said:
Mr Blue Sky said:
droylsdenblue said:
Hello Hello we are the muffin boys
Hello Hello we are the muffin boys
And if you are a barm cake man
Surrender or you'll die
We all call it a muffin!!

Ha Ha class, from the Muffin colony that is Glossop
No it's not! I live there.
BARMY ARMY


You must be a newcomer to Glossop maybe Shirebrook Park where they have there own language. Mr Blue Sky commander of the Glossop MUFFIN men.
Charlesworth mate :P And I've lived there all 17 years of my life.
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

And heres another mfin song.

My father said to me one day "is it bread or muffins for you?"
and if it's bread you're out the door and I won't see you no more
and then one Saturday afternoon he took me to Moss Side
He said "my son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride"
You see the barms you never run
You stand and fight your ground
and when you've won on muffin day
You're sure to hear this sound
Hark now hear
The Muffins sing
The barms ran away
And we will fight for ever more
Because of muffin day
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like barmcakes better. I for one care less for them!

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

Some people... some people like barmcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

Rammyblues said:
And heres another mfin song.

My father said to me one day "is it bread or muffins for you?"
and if it's bread you're out the door and I won't see you no more
and then one Saturday afternoon he took me to Moss Side
He said "my son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride"
You see the barms you never run
You stand and fight your ground
and when you've won on muffin day
You're sure to hear this sound
Hark now hear
The Muffins sing
The barms ran away
And we will fight for ever more
Because of muffin day


Absolute class!!!
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

Are you still arguing about this shit ffs





























A muffin is either blueberry or chocolate ?????????

How the fuck do you put chips in them ???????????
 

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