" my mate" stories

[aguero93:20]

We all know it's not your mate. It's you ...just admit it. The world would be a better place



So my mate says

Your Ginger mate?

 

[BlueBearBoots]

was seriously gonna tell you about some gross things my mates have done but I cant now cos you'll think its about me!!

 

[dronefromsector7g]

I usually mean me but today is a real my mate story. He was a **** and a rag so fuck him, the shitty pants tosser

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

My mate reckons I've got no mates, so every time I refer to my mate (him), I actually mean me, because he (my mate) doesn't really exist. Hope that's cleared that up.


The sick bastard did once get caught wanking over a statue of the Virgin Mary at school though, so I wouldn't believe a word he says!

 

[kaz7]

My mate has a really naughty sense of humour that gets her in trouble whilst i'm really straight laced and easily shocked

 

[aguero93:20]

My mate reckons I've got no mates, so every time I refer to my mate (him), I actually mean me, because he (my mate) doesn't really exist. Hope that's cleared that up.


The sick bastard did once get caught wanking over a statue of the Virgin Mary at school though, so I wouldn't believe a word he says!

Tell your mate he's a lying ****.

 

[Chris in London]

We all know it's not your mate. It's you ...just admit it. The world would be a better place



So my mate says

Your Ginger mate?

no, that scouse ****

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

We all know it's not your mate. It's you ...just admit it. The world would be a better place



So my mate says

Your Ginger mate?

My mates ginger.

 

[mcmanus]

My mate shagged a deaf and dumb prostitute in Thailand because she only cost about 4 quid. Then checked how deaf she was by slamming doors.

He's a ****.

 

[york away to this!]

my mate's marmite...