" my mate" stories

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

My mate reckons he can't find his fucking phone...again !

Where did you leave it?

If he knew that then it wouldn't be fucking lost.

 

[TCIB]

My mate reckons fetters is the shy retiring type happy to leave the conflicts and divisions in life to be debated by more outspoken individuals :D

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

I think you're all a bunch of fuck tards.

 

[jimharri]

My mate reckons he can't find his fucking phone...again !

My mate said do you want him to ring it ? He said if you feel your prostate vibrating he knows where you lost it.

Is that you Ashley?

 

[The Flash]

My mate reckons he can't find his fucking phone...again !

My mate said do you want him to ring it ? He said if you feel your prostate vibrating he knows where you lost it.

My mate wants to know what make of phone would fit to make your prostate vibrate.

 

[kinkladz-ade]

Someone's mate starts shit threads like this, the ginger, scouse, maroon-trews clad, fecophile, fucktard, gayer.

That's quite clever coming from my mate who says you are a two fingered bed ridden spaz on calm me down drugs and only allowed to play out as long as you promise to make cakes out of your own shit

I havent heard anyone being called a spaz since the 90s

 

[Always Ali]

Someone's mate starts shit threads like this, the ginger, scouse, maroon-trews clad, fecophile, fucktard, gayer.

That's quite clever coming from my mate who says you are a two fingered bed ridden spaz on calm me down drugs and only allowed to play out as long as you promise to make cakes out of your own shit

I havent heard anyone being called a spaz since the 90s[/quote

My mate thought that as well.....he said it made him laugh though.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

My mates latest spaz band.

[bigimg]http://www.icegems.co.uk/user/products/large/IMG_3405.jpg[/bigimg]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

My mate shagged a deaf and dumb prostitute in Thailand because she only cost about 4 quid. Then checked how deaf she was by slamming doors.

He's a ****.

My mate raped a deaf and dumb girl then broke all her fingers so she could not tell anybody.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

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