" my mate" stories

My mate reckons its embarrassing that despite spending billions, Man City have achieved pretty much f*ck all, bar a jammy extra time win against a relegated team
 
Markt85 said:
My mate reckons its embarrassing that despite spending billions, Man City have achieved pretty much f*ck all, bar a jammy extra time win against a relegated team
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My mate reckons if he was still a mod, he would permaban you, you fucking cockney, thundercunting, cockwomble
 
pantalon violet said:
The Flash said:
Someone's mate starts shit threads like this, the ginger, scouse, maroon-trews clad, fecophile, fucktard, gayer.
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That's quite clever coming from my mate who says you are a two fingered bed ridden spaz on calm me down drugs and only allowed to play out as long as you promise to make cakes out of your own shit
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oNE, tWo, ThREe, foUR, pOtATo....
 
TCIB said:
My mate reckons he can't find his fucking phone...again !
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My mate said do you want him to ring it ? He said if you feel your prostate vibrating he knows where you lost it.
 
stony said:
TCIB said:
My mate reckons he can't find his fucking phone...again !
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My mate said do you want him to ring it ? He said if you feel your prostate vibrating he knows where you lost it.
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Cheers mate, the missus said she clicked onto fucking silent though xD
Trying to make the dog find it, he reckons it is stashed inside a sack of markies, fucking shite dog he is xD

alas Andy, in the hands of a woman :(
 
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