My Niece stinks

[MCFCinUSA]

What's her first name? It'll help with the Shakespearean prose you will receive from these hallowed pages.

Also is she a fatty?

Names Kelsey and fat don't cover it.

HAHAHAHA, brilliant

"Yo Mama, your baby's so fat when she stops singing it's over for everyone"

"Yo Mama, your baby's so stinky when she takes a bath the water jumps out"

 

[MCFCinUSA]

Chain her to the garden fence and hose the smelly woman down.

or how about sending her to Taksim (in Istanbul) with an 'Erdogan stinks' placard and let the police do their thing with water canon?

 

[bammy blue]

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simples.......

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

I haven't read past page 3 as I'm about to finish work, send me one or all of her Facebook/Twitter/email/mobile number.

I'll sort it.

I'm here to help, if you don't give me details I can't fix the situation.

Absolutely fantastic.

 

[HolisticJim]

Start be telling her you have a new form of tirretz.
Then, it gives you free reign to shout 'FOOKIN SMELLY BASTARD!' Every time she walks past!

 

[2sheikhs]

A woman I worked with at the post office stunk.
Nobody wanted to work next to her or near her. Some people complained to the managers but they were men and felt too awkward telling her so they brought in a female manager to pull her to one side and suggest various deodorants she could use.
She wasn't fat either. Timid, skinny little thing. Bit of an oddball. Stunk like a zookeepers boots. Ignorant too. She never heeded the advice.

 

[antspider]

"Hey here's some body wash I suggest you use it. Your going to thank me in a few years but for now ill accept the hate".


Easy











Then bum her

Bloody hell! so funny :)

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Tell her they are love eggs

 

[Never Mind The Pollocks]

Hows stinky doing? Did you tell her yet?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

finger your wife, shove it right under your sisters nose, when she shouts "that fucking stinks" say so does your daughters BO but you do fuck all about it.

Good advice. For added jollity and to bring everyone into the scenario, finger someone else's wife.

Take it one stage further for added impact and finger someones husband.That would definately get the message across