My Niece stinks

[CTID1988]

Lock her in the car, throw in an active bees nest. When she is banging on the windows, panicking and pleading, push the car (you need to of left the handbrake off) down the street and into a neighbours garden.
When the neigbours see the chaos they will run outside, smash the windows and tell her she is a smelly ****. That should do it

 

[Patientman63]

Some of the answers on here are just plain silly.


Just make her a colourful, pretty and fragrant necklace out of those bright and colourful blocks you find in the bottom of a urinal, give it to her as a gift, and hey presto! Problem solved and she will get the jist!

 

[Aphex]

Kill her.

 

[Challenger1978]

Need help guys and girls! How do I tell my sister that her 16 year old Daughter absolutely stinks. Tried the subtle hints like gifts of body wash and deodorant with no luck at all

When you walk in to your sister next time and your niece is there just say "fucking hell whats that smell"

That way your not directly picking on your niece (which your sister might see it as) so your sister wont go into melt down mode. She should also get the message that something or someone stinks and it needs sorting.

 

[Skip Donoghue]

Put her in a box with a thousand starving rats

 

[oman0115]

Off topic but smelly people annoy me a bit. Some can't help it I suppose, but when I smell that intense sweaty smell from dirty clothes at the gym I want to scream. Did some incline bench press the other day and a guy at the gym practically farted in my face. Gave him some choice words but he thought he was funny

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Off topic but smelly people annoy me a bit. Some can't help it I suppose, but when I smell that intense sweaty smell from dirty clothes at the gym I want to scream. Did some incline bench press the other day and a guy at the gym practically farted in my face. Gave him some choice words but he thought he was funny

I think you need to do some more bench presses.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Put her in a shopping trolley and push her down a busy, steep high street. When you go to examine the wreck, tell her that everyone in the street held their nose as she flew past.

"I think you might be smelly"

 

[bennyblue]

Off topic but smelly people annoy me a bit. Some can't help it I suppose, but when I smell that intense sweaty smell from dirty clothes at the gym I want to scream. Did some incline bench press the other day and a guy at the gym practically farted in my face. Gave him some choice words but he thought he was funny

I think you need to do some more bench presses.

He may need a new sand mask

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Play a game of hangman with her and tell her that the category is "family issues".

Hopefully, if she's any good at the game she'll reach a realisation point when she's left with something like:

Yo_ s_ell li_e a rotti_g bear