My Niece stinks

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Off topic but smelly people annoy me a bit. Some can't help it I suppose, but when I smell that intense sweaty smell from dirty clothes at the gym I want to scream. Did some incline bench press the other day and a guy at the gym practically farted in my face. Gave him some choice words but he thought he was funny

I think you need to do some more bench presses.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I think the solution here is to set fire to her and then put her out by emptying a massive bag of fragrant talc on her...!!

 

[oman0115]

Off topic but smelly people annoy me a bit. Some can't help it I suppose, but when I smell that intense sweaty smell from dirty clothes at the gym I want to scream. Did some incline bench press the other day and a guy at the gym practically farted in my face. Gave him some choice words but he thought he was funny

I think you need to do some more bench presses.

Ha Ha great pic, what a clown!

 

[rick773]

Just tell her , do you really care if a fat 16 year old that you're related to is mad at you?

 

[MadchesterCity]

Cover your face in Jam for no reason then ask your sister .. 'has your daughter had a wash since the day she came out of your rank stinking minge ?'

Mark forgot to say this only works if the Jam is seedless

What if you have only go lemon Kurd?

 

[BlueHammer85]

Maybe she actually smells normal and its you and your sister that stink of Anus fungus.

 

[Chris in London]

Cover your face in Jam for no reason then ask your sister .. 'has your daughter had a wash since the day she came out of your rank stinking minge ?'

Mark forgot to say this only works if the Jam is seedless

What if you have only go lemon Kurd?

No, then it just looks like a massive zit has exploded.

Marmalade works, though, provided it's orange not lemon

 

[MadchesterCity]

Mark forgot to say this only works if the Jam is seedless

What if you have only go lemon Kurd?

No, then it just looks like a massive zit has exploded.

Marmalade works, though, provided it's orange not lemon

Thanks honey

 

[2sheikhs]

I thought all 16 year old girls were obsessed with boys. Can't you just tell her she'll never get a boyfriend until she sheds some timber and cleans herself up a bit?
Once she's finished crying, she'll thank you for it eventually.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Ha Ha great pic, what a clown!

Sort of what I look like just standing up