My Niece stinks

[Manchestercitychorlton]

I smell bullshit.

 

[stony]

I smell bullshit.

It's probably his niece.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

 

[Benarbia_is_god]

Classic thread, but in all seriousness your sister must be able to smell her too so bare that in mind when you have a word.

Or you could just leave it and let it become a bit of a family joke for your side of the family.

 

[ChrisNUFC]

If the OP wants to avoid the awkward confrontation this may be another way to go:

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[Blue Smarties]

Ha ha, people on here are sooo mean!

Just speak too your sister NOT in front of your niece and say, have you noticed X smells? Then say, your sister needs to speak to her about body hygiene and deodrant etc, so that she doesn't get bullied.



I realised recently that I don't need to use deodrant because I don't smell when I sweat! Apparently, a small number of Europeans have a gene that means they don't produce a certain protein in their sweat that attracts the bacteria that produces BO. Sounds disgusting but the way to tell is if you have only dry earwax, which I do! If you do too, you don't need deodrant.


<a class="postlink" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/sifting-the-evidence/2013/feb/14/wasting-money-deodorant-ears" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/sifti ... orant-ears</a>

Keep telling yourself that you smelly ****.

 

[Pigeonho]

Here's the OP and his niece

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxiM2LN80Rs[/youtube]

 

[rickmcfc]

This has all the potential to be out into the classic thread.

Corky you twat, had to physically pull over after reading that comment I was laughing so much!

 

[york away to this!]

is your sister also a fat whiffer? - or does the gene come from your father...

 

[Long_Jong_Silva]

The opposite of what in the know said. some people can over produce a certain protein which causes them to smell strongly of B.O. there's pretty much nothing they can do about this. We had a teacher a secondary school with this problem, other teachers filled us in on the situation as he was obviously getting a fair amount of abuse.