My Rag Neighbours

bluemoon27 said:
My dirty rag bastard neighbours are having a barby AGAIN,thats 5 days running now and my missus is getting pissed off cause she as to keep bringing the washing in off the line,so ive told them im getting fucked off with them now,then a little bit of an argument,anyway a couple of hours ago they went out i now know to pick people up so while they were out ive jibbed over the fence and pissed on their coal,i dont give a fuck if its disgusting and petty cause i cant do with the cnuts anyway and its better than giving him a slap and getting locked up,now ive just been pmsl watching them eventually getting it lit and now slapping their burgers on

pmsl
you should av laid a few sausages on for them !!! then blameded it on a dog or cat
 
richcity said:
As I Was Leaving My House This Morning The Fat Rag From Next Door Was Out Washing His Car Telling Me How City Could Never Keep A Big Player Like Tevez For Longer Than A Year :S

So When I Got Back In I Hooked My Computer Up Most Of The Speakers In My House And Played Sky Sports News Breaking The Story Of Ronaldo Going Haha Im Having A Great Time :)

burn them, burn their faces first.
 
My dirty rag bastard neighbours are having a barby AGAIN,thats 5 days running now and my missus is getting pissed off cause she as to keep bringing the washing in off the line,so ive told them im getting fucked off with them now,then a little bit of an argument,anyway a couple of hours ago they went out i now know to pick people up so while they were out ive jibbed over the fence and pissed on their coal,i dont give a fuck if its disgusting and petty cause i cant do with the cnuts anyway and its better than giving him a slap and getting locked up,now ive just been pmsl watching them eventually getting it lit and now slapping their burgers on

pmsl
 
uwe rosler 28 said:
bluemoon27 said:
My dirty rag bastard neighbours are having a barby AGAIN,thats 5 days running now and my missus is getting pissed off cause she as to keep bringing the washing in off the line,so ive told them im getting fucked off with them now,then a little bit of an argument,anyway a couple of hours ago they went out i now know to pick people up so while they were out ive jibbed over the fence and pissed on their coal,i dont give a fuck if its disgusting and petty cause i cant do with the cnuts anyway and its better than giving him a slap and getting locked up,now ive just been pmsl watching them eventually getting it lit and now slapping their burgers on

pmsl
you should av laid a few sausages on for them !!! then blameded it on a dog or cat

If they do carry on being clever next time i get chace i will turn a log out and mix it in with their coal
 
richcity said:
As I Was Leaving My House This Morning The Fat Rag From Next Door Was Out Washing His Car Telling Me How City Could Never Keep A Big Player Like Tevez For Longer Than A Year :S

So When I Got Back In I Hooked My Computer Up Most Of The Speakers In My House And Played Sky Sports News Breaking The Story Of Ronaldo Going Haha Im Having A Great Time :)

Probably the longest subtitle ever...
 
My ex neighbour(now moved on) must of been really enjoying his champions league match a proper teletex Rag, until I cut the arial cable that went down the side of his extension and into his backroom via my garden. Best of it was his elderly wife had been telling me a few weeks before when we moved in, that it was the only enjoyment he has now since his dementia started setting in...never even felt guilty!!!
 
jonesy65 said:
My ex neighbour(now moved on) must of been really enjoying his champions league match a proper teletex Rag, until I cut the arial cable that went down the side of his extension and into his backroom via my garden. Best of it was his elderly wife had been telling me a few weeks before when we moved in, that it was the only enjoyment he has now since his dementia started setting in...never even felt guilty!!!

*shakes head* if you're being serious.
 
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We already knew, but thought it was funny, certainly made me chuckle. haha
 
jonesy65 said:
My ex neighbour(now moved on) must of been really enjoying his champions league match a proper teletex Rag, until I cut the arial cable that went down the side of his extension and into his backroom via my garden. Best of it was his elderly wife had been telling me a few weeks before when we moved in, that it was the only enjoyment he has now since his dementia started setting in...never even felt guilty!!!

Just as a matter of interest, how old are you? That's a disgrace, rag or not.
 

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