My wife is crazy and it's getting to be a problem.

[jimharri]

At least 3 or 4?
That's just the assault riffles.

I'm hearing that in my head, being pronounced in a Monty Python style French accent!

 

[mancityvstoke]

If you maintain separate finances then that might keep you the house. But if you don't trust someone enough to go all in, why bother at all?

Trust a scousewife...fuck that

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Time for a weekend girlfriend me thinks. Get some new hobbies, smash the gym and get yourself out there bud.

Water skiing or pole dancing usually does the trick

 

[Bradley82]

My ex was nuts. Unpredictable mood swings and occasionally violent. One time I nipped to the shop for bread, she was cheerful when I left on my return five minutes later she exploded. I've had plates of food hurled at me, pots, ornaments, a nest of tables one time. Scrammed my forearms and drew blood regularly and one time there was a street party going on and I'd fallen asleep on the sofa with our four year old daughter by my side. She came in around midnight and punched me twice on the nose and ran back into the street yelling that I'd attacked her. I had half the street in my house pissed up trying to hammer me. I left in the end. Eventually I got her out of MY house which took a year, had to pay all the Bill's because she hadn't paid any at all. Two years later I got custody of my two kids and they never heard from her again and a few years later she was dead. Which was really nice.

 

[aguero93:20]

Then make sure you do it on one of those. Florida is a good one. Everything is fucking legal there. Infact, encouraged

Until fox news decide it's bad.

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

My ex was nuts. Unpredictable mood swings and occasionally violent. One time I nipped to the shop for bread, she was cheerful when I left on my return five minutes later she exploded. I've had plates of food hurled at me, pots, ornaments, a nest of tables one time. Scrammed my forearms and drew blood regularly and one time there was a street party going on and I'd fallen asleep on the sofa with our four year old daughter by my side. She came in around midnight and punched me twice on the nose and ran back into the street yelling that I'd attacked her. I had half the street in my house pissed up trying to hammer me. I left in the end. Eventually I got her out of MY house which took a year, had to pay all the Bill's because she hadn't paid any at all. Two years later I got custody of my two kids and they never heard from her again and a few years later she was dead. Which was really nice.

Was she from Yorkshire? Bat shit crazy.

 

[quincunx]

I've got a major problem with house work. Don't mind cooking and washing the dishes but hate dusting and cleaning the blinds which are a pain in the arse. Thought about getting a bird who is willing to do it for me . I might just get rid of the blinds as it's probably a cheaper and less stressful option

you keep visually impaired people as pets?

 

[blue for life]

Ditch her now. I went through some shit nothing like yours. The warning signs were there early in a few incidents. I should have ended it at those times. Got divorced in the end when she cheated on me. Put me off relationships for life. Quite happy on my own.

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

you keep visually impaired people as pets?

Your gonna be kept as a pet . Like in that movie reservoir dogs . Bring out gimp

 

[Bradley82]

Was she from Yorkshire? Bat shit crazy.

Not from Yorkshire. She was madder than that.