My wife is crazy and it's getting to be a problem.

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Every minute you spend with her is another minute of your life wasted. You have tried so now it’s time to tell her to fuck off.

That Shakespeare?

 

[york away to this!]

Thank fuck I'm not a wimmin. Always been delighted to be a simplistic, immature, shallow chap.
However...
If you do have wimmin, mothers, sisters, daughters, partners - please take some time to learn about (and try to understand) some of the fundamental differences.
Lots of talk about menopause on this thread, and thank fuck society is a little more aware of the facts around this very simple dishing out (and decay) of hormones.
Only a few decades ago my mum was chucked in an institution whilst struggling with hormonal imbalance during "the change"
Ex1 suffered terribly with post natal depression.
Ex2 Suffered from ocd and was batshit bonkers if she wasn't in control of absolutely everything in her life.
Current partner is in the midst of uncontrolable, hormonal chaos - despite working in that particular sector and launching herself as a menopause coach.

Yup, they're all bonkers.

The sooner me and @Worsleyweb move in together, the better...

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Just stop cleaning the kitchen mate seems a win win

Or clean it twice a week, that way she'll be at her mam's permanently.

 

[Magicpole]

That Shakespeare?

Byron.

 

[ctidcarl]

or....turn gay. Join the dark side and start using ' mens products ' At least you know where you stand with a bloke.

If my relationship goes tits up, that's what I'm going to do - turn gay.

Theres lots to be said for it in my opinion - take away all the kissing and the bum stuff, living with a bloke (or blokes) you like, it's a winner

 

[Northerndave]

Doesn't sound like the honeymoon is going well :)

But seriously, you know what to do, divorce and move on.

 

[Northerndave]

Thanks. I'll not be getting into a relationship again any time soon. The last one fell apart when he suggested that if I made him choose between me or City I'd be disappointed.
Then he had the cheek to be heartbroken when I decided the issue for him and binned him off. I soon found that I wasn't at all disappointed but the same couldn't be said for him.
No way I'll be putting my independence, half of my house, pension, car collection and investments on the line just to be someone's wife again :-)

Do you have a link to your bumble profile ??? :)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Thanks. I'll not be getting into a relationship again any time soon. The last one fell apart when he suggested that if I made him choose between me or City I'd be disappointed.
Then he had the cheek to be heartbroken when I decided the issue for him and binned him off. I soon found that I wasn't at all disappointed but the same couldn't be said for him.
No way I'll be putting my independence, half of my house, pension, car collection and investments on the line just to be someone's wife again :-)

A wife, with a car collection, where do I sign ???

 

[stonerblue]

Every minute you spend with her is another minute of your life wasted. You have tried so now it’s time to tell her to fuck off.

Sound advice.

Any pics yet?

 

[stonerblue]

Has she got a sister? If so shag her

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