Why stop at one?
I auditioned twice to be in the choir at school (St Winifreds, yes, THAT choir) and never got in
I used to work for Hollyoaks
I've been on the Weakest Link
I once met two former England managers and the current England manager all in the space of half an hour, all in the same place doing different things
Me and my brother have matching tooth decay on the same tooth, in the same shape
The longest I've stayed up is 38 hours
I had a go at Prince Charles for landing his helicopter on a football pitch I look after
I've had the the Secret Service draw their guns on me
I carried the Baton for the 2002 Commonwealth Games
I farted in the bedroom where Queen Victoria died