name an interesting fact about yourself.

[Damocles]

Hmm...

I once called Roy Keane a **** to his face

This needs the full story... Or it didn't happen.

Not much to say really. I was on the Metrolink in the late ninetiesish from Sale heading to the Trafford Centre via Stretford. Was on the front carriage with a few rag friends. Sat there was Roy Keane and after my mates spoke to him, we found out that he was on the way to watch the cricket.
All of my mates tell him he's the best player in the world ever, then turn around to me like it's my turn to suck him off. I said "personally mate, I think you're a ****" to which he pulled an aggressive face and I got a chortle from an onlooker.
My rag mates looked at me like I'd just shit on his chest or something, but with the exception with a few dirty looks, everything was ok and I went on my way to the TC.

I mentioned it two years back on here

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[pauldominic]

I've given many pints of blood to the NHS and I'm starting to wonder whether I have CJD.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'm a ghost writer (literally) for several notable US comedians.

GOD DAMN!

 

[Damocles]

Ghost writer in the sense that you don't exist?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Ghost writer in the sense that you don't exist?

Ghost writer as in I be white, GOD DAMN, you know how white folks be doing? They dance like 'hm hm hm', GOD DAMN brothers be like dancing like they be invoking the spirituals or some shit, GOD DAMN, black man be dancing he be like 'HEY HEY HEY HEY' GOD DAMN.

Apparently my particular brand of not being funny goes down a storm in the good ol' U of S and A.

I do other material though, like how white people drive compared to black people and how white people eat compared to black people. The key to my success is my ability to keep my own voice whilst constantly shifting the scenarios.

I'm currently working on a brilliant Rice Crispies and Coco Pops analogy in which the rice crispies be white people, GOD DAMN, and the coco pops be brothers and you know how the rice they be popping like 'pop....pop' but the coco pops they be popping like 'POP POP MOTHERFUCKER POP MOTHERFUCKING POP'.

 

[Slicker than Sommeil]

I look back at every single one of my shits, and asses to see if they were decent and productive.
I also HAVE to put toilet paper on the seat before I sit down. Not ocd, just don't want other people's bum germs from the seat... It's also warmer.

 

[mcfc1632]

I bought a boat - had to - its registered name is Blue Moon

 

[Andy Dale]

My ancestor conquered Ulster for William the Conqueror. He then built Carrickfergus Castle and various other castles.

 

[TCIB]

My ancestor conquered Ulster for William the Conqueror. He then built Carrickfergus Castle and various other castles.

So really it was William & Co the conquerers.

Oi can you feckin read you kant thread specifies yourself, not what your great unkle bulgaria did.
I don't care if he could conquer my 346'er oven baked (varnished ofc) conker he ain't you so he is not welcome in this thread :p



Also, interesting stuff, do you have any reading on the ulster campaign you recomend ?
Really interested in military history.

 

[Andy Dale]

My ancestor conquered Ulster for William the Conqueror. He then built Carrickfergus Castle and various other castles.

So really it was William & Co the conquerers.

Oi can you feckin read you kant thread specifies yourself, not what your great unkle bulgaria did.
I don't care if he could conquer my 346'er oven baked (varnished ofc) conker he ain't you so he is not welcome in this thread :p



Also, interesting stuff, do you have any reading on the ulster campaign you recomend ?
Really interested in military history.

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