National Day of Thought and Reconciliation

[Blue Mist]

Fa cup 4th round mid 90's I called ravanelli something rude when he took a corner in front of the north stand, and full of beer and bravado tarred the Boro fans with the Cleveland brush by calling them paedos and cellnet wankers.
I'm not sorry though because they won.

I feel sorry you feel that way. You need to think about your actions. Come along for the morning and talk to others who were, like you, misguided. A simple apology will make you feel so much better.
Sorry if I've offended you.

 

[Blue Mist]

In Grimsby?
Were you battered?
That plaice

That cod be deemed upsetting to Mr Goldblatt.

 

[york away to this!]

I humbly apologise for singing "we'll meet again" at Upton Park when we got relegated and they stayed up on the last day.
I also self-flagellate for chatting to the cheeky, chirpy cockneys on the way back up to the tube and "'avin' a right larf" in the sunshine.
Inside I wanted to tell them all to just fucketyfuckoffyoupatronisingtwats...

 

[Eccles Blue]

I apologise for going to City one week and Trafford the next week when I was younger.
I won’t apologise though for admiring Duncan Edwards both as a player and a lovely young man. Sorry.

 

[aguero93:20]

I apologise for going to City one week and Trafford the next week when I was younger.
I won’t apologise though for admiring Duncan Edwards both as a player and a lovely young man. Sorry.

Onboard you go.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I feel sorry you feel that way. You need to think about your actions. Come along for the morning and talk to others who were, like you, misguided. A simple apology will make you feel so much better.
Sorry if I've offended you.

Please don't assume my gender

 

[Franny 1234]

I sang the Always the victim song last Saturday. And wished harm or injury on Henderson. Forgive me for I have sinned.

 

[aguero93:20]

I sang the Always the victim song last Saturday. And wished harm or injury on Henderson. Forgive me for I have sinned.

You hadn't sinned until that lie though.

 

[colinthewindowcleaner]

I must at this point apologise for wearing the same underpants to every game. They climb up my legs on their own now.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I feel enough is enough and I invite all Blues to a day dedicated to the sins of our past.
It's being called a National day because, whilst it is only City fans taking part, it's to apologise to any football club in England who you might have upset, I for one regret what I said when we went to Grimsby.
There will be podiums from where you will be able to tell fellow Blues of your misdemeanours although, if anyone apologises about Stoke they will be removed from the event.
Whiteboards will be provided so that if you want to leave a more personal message you can do. Please note other colours will be available as well.
This will be a sombre event so please no singing, we're in enough trouble as it is.
Please bring your own sackcloth.
I am sorry I don't know where the meeting will take place or what date. Sorry.
If this post has offended anybody I do apologise. I am also sorry for being sorry.

You’ve just said “sorry” more times in your satiric post than Liverpool has in its entire existence.

I’ll take our club’s awkward apology (taking ownership, even though we may not be responsible) over always demanding apologies (never taking ownership, even when they’re often responsible).