National Lottery / Scratchcards

Like most other gambling, tried it once, didn't win, and thought "well that was a waste of money" and didn't do it again.
 
I'm shoving my double roll over in a simple account that earns not a penny of interest so HMRC wouldn't be getting any, and I'd have one of those apps that at the touch of my thumb I'd see how much, in the LIver Thief's best tradition, I'd squandered!

Imagine how many ISAs you'd have to open...
 
Imagine how many ISAs you'd have to open...

No Isas. You have to think about a limit. Just an ordinary non-interest paying account. i suppose I would have to keep telling the bank during their incessant phones calls that I did realise the account I had chosen was non-interest bearing. Yes, I did, now fuck off and keep yer app up to date!
 
No Isas. You have to think about a limit. Just an ordinary non-interest paying account. i suppose I would have to keep telling the bank during their incessant phones calls that I did realise the account I had chosen was non-interest bearing. Yes, I did, now fuck off and keep yer app up to date!

You're just another evil tax dodging rich bastard. Think of all the skools 'n 'ospitals that you're closing down by your selfishness!
 
You're just another evil tax dodging rich bastard. Think of all the skools 'n 'ospitals that you're closing down by your selfishness!

I've done my whack in schools, H. Forty-two years of sweating blood in a multitude of classrooms, and I've kept the wolf from the NHS door feeding the parking meters at Oldham Royal when Mrs Ewing had her recent bicycle mishap! Both of those institutions owe me! Mind, I always tell the folk who sell me the ticket as I peer at their name badge that I'd treat them if the double rollover comes my way. Yer'd still have to fucking well work, I say, but yer'd get a nice holiday! And I have a rather short list of posters on here who have made me laugh!
 
I always dreamed years ago,when the jackpot was decent,)just normal lottery I mean) that if I ever won I'd pay in and take a place on the board at City,if I was to win it now I'd have to settle for a box at the ground !
 
I've done my whack in schools, H. Forty-two years of sweating blood in a multitude of classrooms, and I've kept the wolf from the NHS door feeding the parking meters at Oldham Royal when Mrs Ewing had her recent bicycle mishap! Both of those institutions owe me! Mind, I always tell the folk who sell me the ticket as I peer at their name badge that I'd treat them if the double rollover comes my way. Yer'd still have to fucking well work, I say, but yer'd get a nice holiday! And I have a rather short list of posters on here who have made me laugh!

Work ? You must be kidding,put it this way if I win the Thunderball (500k) tonight,that's me done,that'll do me and the Mrs after we have weighed kids in with a few quid,plenty to enjoy rest of our lives,easily.
 

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