Neighbour has grassed me up to the police for dressing as Jesus...

[mcfcphil]

This weekend I went to a Halloween party dressed as Jesus, just a friends house party not in a club or pub etc. Just had the police knocking on my door because a neighbour has reported me! They must have seen me getting in the taxi on the way. How fucking mental is that!
The police were here for about 2 minutes, didn't seem that arsed but why are the police following something like that up? Why am I getting my front door knocked on at half 8 for dressing as Jesus?! Madness.
A mate of mine recently had his bike nicked and they didn't even bother coming round to his house for that, all done over a phone call!

Were you wearing a city, Brazil or arsenal kit?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

This weekend I went to a Halloween party dressed as Jesus, just a friends house party not in a club or pub etc. Just had the police knocking on my door because a neighbour has reported me! They must have seen me getting in the taxi on the way. How fucking mental is that!
The police were here for about 2 minutes, didn't seem that arsed but why are the police following something like that up? Why am I getting my front door knocked on at half 8 for dressing as Jesus?! Madness.
A mate of mine recently had his bike nicked and they didn't even bother coming round to his house for that, all done over a phone call!

Tell him it’s outside the chip shop!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Put 5000 fish through his door

Speak up, he's hard of herring; )

 

[ysmsa]

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Brailsford on his way to the Swamp,

Miracle in tow!

 

[stonerblue]

Freedom or execution?

 

[Stoned Rose]

I heard Jesus did cocaine on a night out

There’s not many will get this.

 

[Coatigan]

During lockdown everyone looked like Jesus.

 

[East Level 2]

What has Jesus got to do with Halloween?

I think people go for any old fancy dress. Saw someone dressed as an Easter Island statue running around aimlessly on Sunday afternoon.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Still trying to find the original thread that this parodies.

One thing is certain. The bloke who grassed him is a cock. Still trying to work out how he could have made the phone call while pretending to be asleep, though.