To the tune of “Istanbul.â€
We are from Manchester, we are City,
Manchester, Manchester, I say,
We are from Manchester, we are City
We are City ‘til our dying day.
To the tune of “Michael Finnegan“, or for our younger viewers, “Ryan Giggs is illegitimate,….â€
Stephen Ireland nearly left the blues,
Then he scored and he made headline news,
Dropped his shorts and that’s when we all new,
Ireland’s really SUPERMAN.
To the tune of “Teddy Bear’s Picnicâ€
If you go down to the swamp today,
You’ll hear all the cockney twats.
If you go down to the swamp today,
There’ll be Irish, and Brummie’s and Jap’s,
But standing there, whatever their race,
When City come and take over the place,
It’s the only day, you’ll hear a Mancunian accent.