Don't be ridiculous, there is no such thing. Now a flux capacitor might work though! You need a really long cable though, to get your car up to 88mph whilst running the server in the boot.
Ric, good news about your new server, but can you also sort out the r1.ace.advertising.com server that every page seems to link to and which seems to slow down access to every single page. Very frustrating.
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