New Song's For The Derby At The Swamp!

[mcfcdjr]

Hes small, hes strong
Hes gota massive schlong
Hes nige de jong, nige de jong

 

[keemcfc]

coldplay-a rush of blood to the head (edited slightley):

We said were gonna buy this place, and burn it down
Were gonna put it six feet underground
We said were gonna buy this place, and watch it fall
Stand here beside me hughsey in the crumbling walls
Oh were gonna buy this place, and start a fire
Stand here until we fill all our hearts desires
Because Im gonna buy this place and see it burn
Do back the things it did to us in return
Ah,ah,ah
We said were gonna buy a gun and kill Ronaldo
Bringing back memories of a dark, and lonley tunnel
Oh and were gonna buy this place, thats what we said
Blame it upon blue blood in our heads

And honey
All the movements youre starting to make
See them crumble and fall on there face
And I know the mistakes that they've made
See it all disappear without a trace
And they scream as they begg you to stop
We just start as we mean to go on
Start as we mean to go on

We said were gonna buy this place and see it go
Stand here beside me bubsy watch the orange glow
Somell laugh and some just sit and cheer
But they just sit down there and start to cry
So were gonna buy a gun and kill Mr. Rooney
Bringing back memories of a snowey runway
Were gonna buy this place, thats what we said
Blame it upon blue blood in our heads

And honey
All the movements youre starting to make
See them crumble and fall on there face
And I know the mistakes that they've made
See it all disappear without a trace
And they scream as they begg you to stop
We just start as we mean to go on
Start as we mean to go on
As you mean to go on, as you mean to go on

So meet me by old trafford, meet me by the swamp
I'll never see those scummy bastards again
Meet me on the sh*t tip, meet me where I said
Blame it all upon blue blood in our heads

 

[plattlaneregular]

coldplay-a rush of blood to the head (edited slightley):

We said were gonna buy this place, and burn it down
Were gonna put it six feet underground
We said were gonna buy this place, and watch it fall
Stand here beside me hughsey in the crumbling walls
Oh were gonna buy this place, and start a fire
Stand here until we fill all our hearts desires
Because Im gonna buy this place and see it burn
Do back the things it did to us in return
Ah,ah,ah
We said were gonna buy a gun and kill Ronaldo
Bringing back memories of a dark, and lonley tunnel
Oh and were gonna buy this place, thats what we said
Blame it upon blue blood in our heads

And honey
All the movements youre starting to make
See them crumble and fall on there face
And I know the mistakes that they've made
See it all disappear without a trace
And they scream as they begg you to stop
We just start as we mean to go on
Start as we mean to go on

We said were gonna buy this place and see it go
Stand here beside me bubsy watch the orange glow
Somell laugh and some just sit and cheer
But they just sit down there and start to cry
So were gonna buy a gun and kill Mr. Rooney
Bringing back memories of a snowey runway
Were gonna buy this place, thats what we said
Blame it upon blue blood in our heads

And honey
All the movements youre starting to make
See them crumble and fall on there face
And I know the mistakes that they've made
See it all disappear without a trace
And they scream as they begg you to stop
We just start as we mean to go on
Start as we mean to go on
As you mean to go on, as you mean to go on

So meet me by old trafford, meet me by the swamp
I'll never see those scummy bastards again
Meet me on the sh*t tip, meet me where I said
Blame it all upon blue blood in our heads

Altogether now.......

 

[bumbleblue]

to the tune of ..my old mans a dustman

your old mans a ragman ,he wears a ragmans hat
he,s a glory hunting bastard, he really is a twat
his brother is his uncle ,his sister is his wife
he,s only been to one game in all his fuckin life
he,s got a shitty red shirt ,he wears it when he can
I bet he comes from essex or maybe its japan.

Quality mate PMSL

 

[Tell The King]

coldplay-a rush of blood to the head (edited slightley):

We said were gonna buy this place, and burn it down
Were gonna put it six feet underground
We said were gonna buy this place, and watch it fall
Stand here beside me hughsey in the crumbling walls
Oh were gonna buy this place, and start a fire
Stand here until we fill all our hearts desires
Because Im gonna buy this place and see it burn
Do back the things it did to us in return
Ah,ah,ah
We said were gonna buy a gun and kill Ronaldo
Bringing back memories of a dark, and lonley tunnel
Oh and were gonna buy this place, thats what we said
Blame it upon blue blood in our heads

And honey
All the movements youre starting to make
See them crumble and fall on there face
And I know the mistakes that they've made
See it all disappear without a trace
And they scream as they begg you to stop
We just start as we mean to go on
Start as we mean to go on

We said were gonna buy this place and see it go
Stand here beside me bubsy watch the orange glow
Somell laugh and some just sit and cheer
But they just sit down there and start to cry
So were gonna buy a gun and kill Mr. Rooney
Bringing back memories of a snowey runway
Were gonna buy this place, thats what we said
Blame it upon blue blood in our heads

And honey
All the movements youre starting to make
See them crumble and fall on there face
And I know the mistakes that they've made
See it all disappear without a trace
And they scream as they begg you to stop
We just start as we mean to go on
Start as we mean to go on
As you mean to go on, as you mean to go on

So meet me by old trafford, meet me by the swamp
I'll never see those scummy bastards again
Meet me on the sh*t tip, meet me where I said
Blame it all upon blue blood in our heads

Altogether now.......

Lol! Fair play for effort though.

 

[BlueMooney]

Hes small, hes strong
Hes gota massive schlong
Hes nige de jong, nige de jong

Have we not grown up enough to avoid rhyming Jong with schlong? Just seems like nobody can be arsed trying to be funny and we're just making knob gags. There must be someone who can do it...

 

[supermicahrichards]

There's only one Darren Fletcher
Only one Darren Fletcher
His team is going to Rome
But he'll be staying at home
Fuck the fucking rags in Tranny's ****