New Song's For The Derby At The Swamp!

[mcfc_nick]

Fuck off home...United Scum..
To the place, you belong..
Kent and Essex, down the M6..
Fuck off home...United Scum..

Still the best one for me!

this is class and has to be sung!

 

[Bonol]

Istanbul song. Set fair if the Rags get beat by Arsenal.

Old Trafford, Old Trafford's full off Cockney'S
--------------------(nothing is coming through for the second line)
Old Trafford, Old Trafford's full of Cockney's
Your not going to Rome May.

Take it we will have to drop this one.

 

[Bonol]

What about, i had to think long and hard about this one.


We hate UNITED ra ra ra
We hate UNITED ra ra ra
We hate UNITED ra ra ra
We hate UNITED ra ra ra
We hate UNITED ra ra ra
We hate UNITED ra ra ra
We hate UNITED ra ra ra
We hate UNITED ra ra ra
We hate UNITED ra ra ra
We hate UNITED ra ra ra
We hate UNITED ra ra ra

has a certain ring to it dont you think.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

WE'LL BE HAVING A PARTY WHEN FERGIE DIES,
HAVING A PARTY WHEN FERGIE DIES,
JELLY AND ICE CREAM WHEN FERGIE DIES,
JELLY AND ICE CREAM WHEN FERGIE DIES,
STRIPPERS AND WHORES WHEN FERGIE DIES,
STRIPPERS AND WHORES WHEN FERGIE DIES,
PASS THE PARCEL WHEN FERGIE DIES,
PASS THE PARCEL WHEN FERGIE DIES,
TAIL ON THE DONKEY WHEN FERGIE DIES,
TAIL ON THE DONKEY WHEN FERGIE DIES.

Great, another song ripped off FC United. How low can we get?

as low as can be seen as all we seem 2 sing is Blue moon and City! City and if ya hate man utd songs we sang in the 90's the amount of songs we've ripped off in the past and no 1 seems to care

 

[Wheelsy]

How's about getting 3,000 Blues at the swamp to do...

"Let's all do the Fergie... let's all do the Fergie"

While jumping up and down, going mental, waving their arms about.

It would look fucking marvellous seeing that!

 

[sixlashes]

to the tune of ..my old mans a dustman

your old mans a ragman ,he wears a ragmans hat
he,s a glory hunting bastard, he really is a twat
his brother is his uncle ,his sister is his wife
he,s only been to one game in all his fuckin life
he,s got a shitty red shirt ,he wears it when he can
I bet he comes from essex or maybe its japan.

 

[Freestyler]

Your In Debt, Your In Debt And It's Growing
Your In Debt, Your In Debt We Pray
Your In Debt, Your In Debt And It's Growing
You'll Be Bankrupt By The End Of May.

 

[fathellensbellend]

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said



IF YOU HATE MAN UNITED
CLAP YOUR HANDS

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said



IF YOU HATE MAN UNITED
CLAP YOUR HANDS

I actually heard this being sung with 'proper' anti scum words a few years ago in a boozer.

Does anyone actually know the words?

 

[Balti]

You can shove yer feckin treble (or whatever they're on) up yer arse
sideways