New Song's For The Derby At The Swamp!

[blue_soundwave]

Fuck off home...United Scum..
To the place, you belong..
Kent and Essex, down the M6..
Fuck off home...United Scum..

Still the best one for me!

This is brilliant

 

[wearethesouthstand]

if we do them how about this old favourite :

red scum,
you thought the title was won,
you started singing too soon,
now fuck off singing our tune

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U-N-I-T-E-D
That spells fucking shite to me
With a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone
Cockney scum can fuck off home

 

[mcfcmat]

U-N-I-T-E-D
your clubs full of cockneys
with a nik nak paddy wack give the dog a bone
Manchester is City's home

 

[Anonymous]

U-N-I-T-E-D
your clubs full of cockneys
with a nik nak paddy wack give the dog a bone
Manchester is City's home

quality! replace cokneys with cockernees

 

[Colins Bellend]

To Giggs
Player of the year Your havin a laugh
To Flectcher
the shitty man united went to rome without 1 rag
the shitty man united went to rome without 1 rag
the shitty man united went to rome withour 1 rag
and this is what they said
where the fuck in darren fletcher
where the fuck is darren fletcher


Thanks to ShaggyMCFC

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

WE'LL BE HAVING A PARTY WHEN FERGIE DIES,
HAVING A PARTY WHEN FERGIE DIES,
JELLY AND ICE CREAM WHEN FERGIE DIES,
JELLY AND ICE CREAM WHEN FERGIE DIES,
STRIPPERS AND WHORES WHEN FERGIE DIES,
STRIPPERS AND WHORES WHEN FERGIE DIES,
PASS THE PARCEL WHEN FERGIE DIES,
PASS THE PARCEL WHEN FERGIE DIES,
TAIL ON THE DONKEY WHEN FERGIE DIES,
TAIL ON THE DONKEY WHEN FERGIE DIES.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

MY OLD MANS A POLICEMAN AND HE'S AN IYTAY TOO
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE LAD HE SAID WE HATE MAN U
WE CHASE THEM WITH OUR BATONS WE'LL TWAT THEM IN THE HEAD
WERE THE IYTAY POLICE FORCE AND WE HOPE YOUR FUCKING DEAD

 

[Nevizade]

Both to 'Take me home country road'

Darren Fletcher, don't leave home,
you're not going, to fucking Rome,
no more treble, no gold medal,
fuck off Darren, you should have known.

or

United road, don't leave home,
you'll get battered, in fucking Rome,
no quintuple, no quadruple,
fuck off fergie, get on the dole.

 

[Anonymous]

WE'LL BE HAVING A PARTY WHEN FERGIE DIES,
HAVING A PARTY WHEN FERGIE DIES,
JELLY AND ICE CREAM WHEN FERGIE DIES,
JELLY AND ICE CREAM WHEN FERGIE DIES,
STRIPPERS AND WHORES WHEN FERGIE DIES,
STRIPPERS AND WHORES WHEN FERGIE DIES,
PASS THE PARCEL WHEN FERGIE DIES,
PASS THE PARCEL WHEN FERGIE DIES,
TAIL ON THE DONKEY WHEN FERGIE DIES,
TAIL ON THE DONKEY WHEN FERGIE DIES.

Great, another song ripped off FC United. How low can we get?

 

[masterwig]

Welcome to Manchester,
This is our City,
Welcome to Manchester,
This is our City
Welcome to Manchester,
This is our City,
Manchester Manchester is blue.

To 'This little light of mine'.