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New Year resolutions
- Thread starter Tanzeylee
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Apart from invade Norway, my list is sparse.
You got inside information on who celtic are getting in next seasons CL
Magicpole
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You got inside information on who celtic are getting in next seasons CL
I don't even have the info who we are playing next week.
It's £8 a pint.
Need I go on. :)
Helmet Cole
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The usual. Stop being a fat **** and give up booze. I'm relaxed about the wheels coming off this one early next week.
jimharri
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I'm going to try not to be so much of a twat. Those fanny wipes are costing me a fortune.
Magicpole
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The usual. Stop being a fat **** and give up booze. I'm relaxed about the wheels coming off this one early next week.
Ditto
malg
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Be less tolerant of Rags.
Try and get a ticket for Leeds away next season - should be a great atmosphere on their return to the Prem.
Be less tolerant on the Matchday thread.
Don't go on Bluemoon TV after a defeat, and especially after alcohol.
Drink more alcohol.
Try and get a ticket for Leeds away next season - should be a great atmosphere on their return to the Prem.
Be less tolerant on the Matchday thread.
Don't go on Bluemoon TV after a defeat, and especially after alcohol.
Drink more alcohol.
kaz7
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I'm going to stop calling posters on here twats
Cunts is my new word
Cunts is my new word
David White
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Mines pretty boring really, just get fit again. I'm not fat as such, I'm just sick of having bigger tits than my Mrs.
Got a couple of decent holidays planned in the first half of the year and want to be in decent shape.
Got a couple of decent holidays planned in the first half of the year and want to be in decent shape.
oakiecokie
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Must lose some fucking weight.I`m 5`6" tall and weigh 17.5 stones,the heaviest I have ever been.Would love to lose at least three stone+ so I can wear a lot of shirts and City tops that have been redundant for a few years.
jimharri
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We now have the answer to the age old question; who ate all the pies? To quote countless terraces; "you fat barsteward"!Must lose some fucking weight.I`m 5`6" tall and weigh 17.5 stones,the heaviest I have ever been.Would love to lose at least three stone+ so I can wear a lot of shirts and City tops that have been redundant for a few years.
Must lose some fucking weight.I`m 5`6" tall and weigh 17.5 stones,the heaviest I have ever been.Would love to lose at least three stone+ so I can wear a lot of shirts and City tops that have been redundant for a few years.
you must be the same height when you're lay down as stood up
kaz7
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I just lost 2 st in 4 months just controlling food as no excercise for obvious reasons,it was strict but can be done,i just ate the same things everyday as i know what works for me,it was sort of a 5:2 thing,boring but worth it,men lose weight quicker than women so you could do 3 st in about the same timeMust lose some fucking weight.I`m 5`6" tall and weigh 17.5 stones,the heaviest I have ever been.Would love to lose at least three stone+ so I can wear a lot of shirts and City tops that have been redundant for a few years.
Bewar3them00n
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Get in (better) shape, be more creative, ditch expensive TV packages, get on the bike more, drink less, make more music, spend more time with the kids
johnny on the spot
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To chill the fuck out.
Barcon
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I'm going to quit cold turkey.
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Have to cut down on the abstinence.
oakiecokie
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I remember a quote from a call girl about the fat Tory MP Nicolas ? when having sex.She said "it was like a fucking big wardrobe had fallen on top me ... with the fucking key still in it".you must be the same height when you're lay down as stood up
Perhaps my missus has the same opinion of me ? ;)
oakiecokie
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Can`t deny it Jimbo,I love my bastard pastry far too much.Another item to cut right back on along with the Guinness.We now have the answer to the age old question; who ate all the pies? To quote countless terraces; "you fat barsteward"!