Neymar

[InvisibleMansDonut]

Transfer window closes September 1st, anything could happen from now.

Like what? We will never sign Neymar

Crazier things have happened…

Blue Moon users get so worked up over these things

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

ohhh god I didn't vote for Boris Johnson to come in to play as our right-winger did I?

Midfield enforcer. Until he gets sent off for one rugby tackle too many.
Or runs away to hide in a fridge.

 

[Jesus2020]

I voted ‘no’ but was right on the fence to fall either way.

Not his biggest fan because of his play acting and general persona…but he is a very good player that would almost certainly excel in our team.

IF Pep wants him / thinks he can get the best out of him and he was willing to make it financially viable for the club then it’s a quandary.

Then you need to balance out is he actually needed? Haaland will play every big game when fit, Foden, Mahrez and Grealish will want to be in amongst it and then you don’t want to block the pathway for Alvarez (he could hit the ground running) or Palmer.

On balance I think there isn’t enough room in the squad to make it work.

My thoughts exactly although it's a bit of a moot point, in a sense, due to all of this being nothing more than series 7 of the bluemoon transfer Netflix series.

 

[Payne]

Midfield enforcer. Until he gets sent off for one rugby tackle too many.
Or runs away to hide in a fridge.

Scores an own goal every game, but still starts the next game for 3 seasons straight for some reason.

 

[lol yank]

Crazier things have happened…

Blue Moon users get so worked up over these things

You’re right people do tend to have an annoyed reaction when a snake oil salesman comes around selling a bunch of shit that will indeed never happen. Great reaction in the glory thread tho.

Close the thread and let’s all thank fuck he isn’t coming.

 

[TonyM]

Perhaps 93:20 has been gagged by a higher power

How much does that cost? Asking for a friend.

 

[Bill Walker]

Close the thread and let’s all hope to fuck that he's coming.

 

[A57 the snake]

I Think there could be one or two on here who do social media and don’t want him knowing it won’t probably happen, and put up with the usual shite when it doesn’t.personally I don’t think it will but I think he’ll be a useful addition if … it did. I’d rather be playing with him than against him , that’s always been my thoughts when a club signs a player.

 

[Pollocksheader]

I Think there could be one or two on here who do social media and don’t want him knowing it won’t probably happen, and put up with the usual shite when it doesn’t.personally I don’t think it will but I think he’ll be a useful addition if … it did. I’d rather be playing with him than against him , that’s always been my thoughts when a club signs a player.

Haha I’d happily play against him. He’s the perfect fit for someone like united.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Scores an own goal every game, but still starts the next game for 3 seasons straight for some reason.

While hailing the glorious exit from Europe as one of his finest achievements.