Nigel de Jong facts

[Cunning Stunt]

Under De Jong's beard there isn't another chin...


There's another bone crunching leg

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

God created the heavens, the earth and all living creatures in six days and rested on the seventh.

Nige did it by lunchtime on Monday.

 

[supercity36]

the terminator pays nigel de jong protection money

 

[Paul Urmston]

Nigel De Jong is the only person that can slam a revolving door.
He once strangled someone to death with a cordless phone
He is the ONLY person that can get a macdonalds breakfast after 11.00am

 

[pepsi_dave]

Nige is so hard, he fell out of be the other night and struck oil!!!

 

[supercity36]

nuff said

 

[mancity89]

De jong made kilomanjiro using a bucket and spade

 

[mancity89]

Nigel de jong beat the sun at a staring contest

 

[Ederson1000YardDrive]

Nigel De Jong can unscrammble an egg

Y - Like

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Nigel De Jong's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - no one fools De Jong.
Nigel De Jong is the only person on the planet that can kick someone in the back of the face.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Nigel De Jong waiting for you at the bottom.
Nigel De Jong created all the accents in the world by punching everybody in the throat each in a different way.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Nigel De Jong can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
Nigel De Jong won a staring contest against his reflection.