Nigel de Jong facts

[smithy28]

Nigel De Jong visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now known as just the islands.

 

[allan harper]

The purple penertrator go's white and soft when De Jong is near by.

 

[TFC]

Nigel de Jong once punched a man in his soul.

Nigel de Jong sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[mancity89]

The special effect in which nigel de jong lost a 50/50 challenge to anderson cost MUTV 700 million pounds to produce and is the reason for uniteds massive debt. Steven spielberg hasnt been seen since the day of filming that scene and is prosumed de jonged

 

[Mr Rich]

Nigel De Jong has his own gravitational pull, and contrary to popular belief the planets revolve around him, not the sun

 

[elliottrobo]

Nigel De Jong can eat soup with a fork

 

[Lebouski]

The special effect in which nigel de jong lost a 50/50 challenge to anderson cost MUTV 700 million pounds and is the reason for uniteds massive debts. Steven spielberg hasnt been seen since the day of filming that scene and is prosumed de jonged

Fuckin Mint

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

De Jong has won a court case with the makers of Law and Order, as they are the names for his right and left legs.

De Jong once sold his soul to the devil, only for him to crunch the devil with a 2 footed tackle and get it back, the Devil saw the funny side of this and they are now firm friends playing poker every other Tuesday, the Devil loses

 

[BlueSinclair]

The special effect in which nigel de jong lost a 50/50 challenge to anderson cost MUTV 700 million pounds to produce and is the reason for uniteds massive debt. Steven spielberg hasnt been seen since the day of filming that scene and is prosumed de jonged

Hahahahaha quality!!!

 

[LCBblue]

De Jong doesnt ride bulls, bulls ride De Jong.