Nigel de Jong facts

Nigel De Jong can watch a full series of 24 in one hour

Nigel De Jong walked down the street with a massive errection............ there were no survivors
 
If you spell de jong in scrabble, you win. forever.

When the hulk gets mad, he turns into de jong.

De jong doesn't own a house. He just goes into a random one and people move out.

De jong doesn't grow hair. Hair grows de jong.

De jong can judge a book by its cover.

De jong makes fire with a magnifying glass..at night.
 
Once upon a time a rhino ran into De Jong.
That was how one-horn rhinoceros came into being.

When the Lord of Darkness wanted some humiliation, he begged De Jong for his BDSM fantasies.
 

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