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Nigel de Jong facts
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1. Nigel de Jong can sneeze with his eyes open.
2. Nigel de Jong once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
3. Nigel de Jong once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
4. Nigel de Jong eats steak for every single meal. Many times he forgets to kill the cow.
5. Nigel de Jong is not hung like a horse…..horses are hung like Nigel de Jong.
6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Nigel de Jong could use to kill you, including the room itself.
7. Nigel de Jong knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
8. Nigel de Jong is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed….for Nigel de Jong.
10. Nigel de Jong doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
11. Nigel de Jong can slam a revolving door.
12. When Nigel de Jong does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
13. Nigel de Jong is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
14. Nigel de Jongs’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
15. Nigel de Jong does not sleep. He waits.
16. Nigel de Jong does not get frostbite. Nigel de Jong bites frost
17. Nigel de Jong once killed a man by punching his shadow.
18. Nigel de Jong can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
2. Nigel de Jong once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
3. Nigel de Jong once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
4. Nigel de Jong eats steak for every single meal. Many times he forgets to kill the cow.
5. Nigel de Jong is not hung like a horse…..horses are hung like Nigel de Jong.
6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Nigel de Jong could use to kill you, including the room itself.
7. Nigel de Jong knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
8. Nigel de Jong is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed….for Nigel de Jong.
10. Nigel de Jong doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
11. Nigel de Jong can slam a revolving door.
12. When Nigel de Jong does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
13. Nigel de Jong is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
14. Nigel de Jongs’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
15. Nigel de Jong does not sleep. He waits.
16. Nigel de Jong does not get frostbite. Nigel de Jong bites frost
17. Nigel de Jong once killed a man by punching his shadow.
18. Nigel de Jong can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
kunaguero10
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nigel put the dong in big ben.
Stevies Bald Head!
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Nigel De Jong knows where Osama Bin Laden is hiding!
Thanx4Knives
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Nigel De Jong doesnt tackle he just stares at the opposition until they give him the ball.
allan harper
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De Jong as been cast as the new Equalizer
LCBblue
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De Jong doesn't feel pain, pain feel's De Jong.
BlueTony
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Nigel DeJong's real shirt number is 666