Noisy basta*ds

[gaudinho's stolen car]

The dog in the house behind ours seems to know when I'm going for a shit. I won't hear it for most of the day but the second my arse touches that seat it goes mental.

That would do my head in. I need peace and quiet when I'm dropping Mr and Mrs Brown off at the coast. Have you tried putting something on there that isn't you, for example a sand bag, to see if it still starts barking? This phenomenon needs further investigation.

i never have a spare sand bag in the house !!!

I would recommend a sleeping bag stuffed with pillows in that case.

 

[scottchorlton]

A friend of mine gave a dog that was shitting on his lawn every day some laxatives. Laxatives designed for 15 stone men not 1 1/2 stone dogs.

Luckily the dog was ok but not until after it had shit all over the owners house. They had to get professional cleaners in to clean the carpets and decorators to repaint the walls.

He hasn't seen the dog wandering about since.

Bit of meat with one in won't stop the barking but at least you'll have the pleasure of knowing that the dog will be shitting all over the house - not pick-upable shit but runny soak into the carpet shit :-D

That is fucking genius!!!! Take a bow son!!!

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

That would do my head in. I need peace and quiet when I'm dropping Mr and Mrs Brown off at the coast. Have you tried putting something on there that isn't you, for example a sand bag, to see if it still starts barking? This phenomenon needs further investigation.

i never have a spare sand bag in the house !!!

I would recommend a sleeping bag stuffed with pillows in that case.

I have a spare in the car boot,only it does smell faintly of chloroform.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

i never have a spare sand bag in the house !!!

I would recommend a sleeping bag stuffed with pillows in that case.

I have a spare in the car boot,only it does smell faintly of chloroform.

I used my last one to weigh something down in the lake.

 

[mekonmcfc]

I would recommend a sleeping bag stuffed with pillows in that case.

I have a spare in the car boot,only it does smell faintly of chloroform.

I used my last one to weigh something down in the lake.

would a large bag of rice have the same effect ? it is a 22kg bag

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I have a spare in the car boot,only it does smell faintly of chloroform.

I used my last one to weigh something down in the lake.

would a large bag of rice have the same effect ? it is a 22kg bag

Yes, if you tie a balloon to the top and draw a face on it.

 

[urmston]

Put leaflets throught your neighbours doors letting them know a complaint has been made to the council about the dog and ask them to do the same if it annoys them too.

Some people are too timid to complain about anything but will jump on a bandwagon if someone else gets it going.