Non-sexual pleasures.

[idahoblues]

@Bigg Bigg Blue I am glad that such a simple thing like that can bring you such pleasure.
Some people wait a lifetime and it
never happens.

In fact I think they are still waiting in the Grey Horse.

I refuse to go back

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I refuse to go back

If you every come over again mate, I will buy you a pint and bollocks to him.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

When you've been using PVA/Woodworking adhesive and you remove the stuff that got stuck on your fingers.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Which Merlin pass to Edin are we talking about?

Two absolute classics in this collection:

 

[idahoblues]

When you've been using PVA/Woodworking adhesive and you remove the stuff that got stuck on your fingers.

What about your hair, beard and every other spot on your body? This is even worse

 

[normskih]

On the cake front, a non sexual pleasure would be the Bavarian cream slice. The cream is mixed with vannila inside a square flaky base with icing on top. Impossible to eat on the move so a table and chair or park bench is required.

Bavarian Slice 2 Pack - Greenhalgh's Craft Bakery

Our Bavarian slice is a delicious fresh cream cake, layers of flaky puff pastry with vanilla cream, jam and a thick soft icing layer on top.

www.greenhalghs.com

The Greggs one is also delightful


This is one lucky guy. Take it away BeardMeatsFood!

Those top two cakes, we’d call them a vanilla slice, absolutely delicious.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Those top two cakes, we’d call them a vanilla slice.

The Bavarians mixed with a combo of whipped fresh cream and vanilla. The Bavarian Slice is a little more up market than the bog standard custard slice encompassing a jammy layer for good measure. The icing on a Bavarians sometimes finished off with a classic feathering pattern for fancy.

A vanilla slice is firmer in its custardy consistency, sandwiched between 2 layers of puff pastry but still delectable.

The Bavarian slice is quite possible the best cake I have ever tasted. BuT yes I guess they are both custards

 

[calumdown]

just like omar khyyam did 900 years ago,
the very first thing that enters my stomach in a morning is a small glass of red wine.
not only does it have great medicinal value,
it makes the day all soft and nice.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Having a piss after having to hold it in for ages.

 

[normskih]

The Bavarians mixed with a combo of whipped fresh cream and vanilla. The Bavarian Slice is a little more up market than the bog standard custard slice encompassing a jammy layer for good measure. The icing on a Bavarians sometimes finished off with a classic feathering pattern for fancy.

A vanilla slice is firmer in its custardy consistency, sandwiched between 2 layers of puff pastry but still delectable.

The Bavarian slice is quite possible the best cake I have ever tasted. BuT yes I guess they are both custards

Ooooh Bob, you’re tickling my fancy here;)