That was the old joke about us when we were shit ! A guy wearing a City shirt was attempting suicide by climbing on to the roof of Old Trafford ! The police asked him "Ehy why are you going to jump of the roof at Old Trsfford if your a City fan" ? " His reply was "Have you seen the fkg queues at Maine Road " ?good job we didn't have one when Ball or Pearce were in charge, there would have been a massive queue.