Norwich (H) | Pre-Match Thread

[Matt the Giant]

David hatrick will do

And two goals from Gabby.
Three KDB assists.
Clean sheet.

#notaskingformuch

 

[Gabriel]

We’ll score a hatful but nobody will score with his shoulder.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Just saw match is on freeview Pick on Sunday

 

[ninjamonkey]

We’re on pick again on Sunday, weird considering there’s nothing on our game. We must have been on freebies more than any other team, haven’t even had to use my now tv day passes I got

 

[Vienna_70]

On Pick and Sky One.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Doesn't the ball have to move forward for it to be a properly taken penalty?

No good joke goes unpunished!

 

[Tevez City]

Cancelo & Walker again please, just to make sure that both of them will start against Madrid.

 

[kaz7]

Last one for dave,breaks my heart that we are not there ,it really does

Sob sob

 

[iceman]

Who will score the 100th goal ?

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Norwich have conceded 70 goals and have nothing to play for.
We'll want to make up for the loss at Carrow Road and give David a special sendoff.
Ederson needs 1 clean sheet to guarantee at least a joint golden glove.
De Bruyne needs 2 more assists to surpass Thierry Henry's assist record.
Sterling needs 1 more goal for 20 league goals and is 4 behind in the race for the golden boot.
We are 3 goals away from a century in the league.
10 goals would set two new PL records - most goals in a season and a single match.
It's all set up for a 10-0 win.

0-0 it is.