Norwich (H) | Pre-Match Thread

[BringBackSwales]

I hope everyone's aware that if we do score 100 it will be mentioned by no one anywhere ever.

Not only have we scored 15 more goals than the dipperscum but we have only conceded THREE goals more; given how much more attacking we play than them, and how many plaudits their defence gets and how much media abuse ours gets, THREE goals more conceded is fuck all

 

[Leveblue]

Brilliant that we can watch the game live on Sky Pick for free, while the Rags fans will be biting their nails next to the radio. Hope we put on a really good show and clinch a few records.

Also on Sky One as well

 

[Centurions]

I hope everyone's aware that if we do score 100 it will be mentioned by no one anywhere ever.

Well Sky are running a 'what's left to play for' article where Kevs possible assist record gets a mention, but no mention of just 3 goals needed for 100.

 

[W11Nchenko]

Not only have we scored 15 more goals than the dipperscum but we have only conceded THREE goals less; given how much more attacking we play than them, and how many plaudits their defence gets and how much media abuse ours gets, THREE goals more conceded is fuck all

three goals' difference is pretty mental considering i) laporte's been out injured for two thirds of the season (whereas van dijk, robertson and arnold have missed four games between them) and ii) klopp plays three holding midfielders every fucking single fucking game

 

[hampshireblue]

Not only have we scored 15 more goals than the dipperscum but we have only conceded THREE goals less; given how much more attacking we play than them, and how many plaudits their defence gets and how much media abuse ours gets, THREE goals more conceded is fuck all

Do you mean conceded 3 goals more in your first sentence?

 

[mosssideblue]

If we could only have one award, would you want:

Kev with assists
Raz with GB
Eddie with GG
100 gials

Kev for me

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Do you mean conceded 3 goals more in your first sentence?

I think we cant take it he did.

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

5-0

All scored by Sterling for the Golden Boot.

Can we make it 8-0 to include a Merlin hatrick ?

 

[King KdB of Belgium]

mosssideblue, why just settle for one. The golden boot for Raheem will be hard. However why settle for just one of the others. Why not try for the most goals in a Premier League season. Biggest win in the Premier League.

Let's go all out to set new records. Maybe we can salvage some pride out of this season which has been poor season for us. By setting some new records.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Do you mean conceded 3 goals more in your first sentence?

Of course he did. I'd probably have written it the same way myself