Not remembering how you got home/drunken stories

[Blue Smarties]

Some of you must have some tales. Woke up this morning with a plate of a nachos sitting on my desk, put them in the microwave and they're all soggy. No idea how I got home, I was drinking £2.10 trebles and spent £40 on paint stripper. I'm a mess, help me. Give me your drunken stories to make me feel better.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Apparently 13 proposals of marriage and a milk float home from Fridays.Woke up on a grass verge thinking I'd been mugged.I'd walked into a wire support cable on a telegraph pole.

 

[Blue Smarties]

I didn't even wake up in my bed, I was in a different bed. And yet in the same house. What the fuck was I thinking. I was doing trebles and shit mixes. It was more than £40, just checked. I mean, that's cheap. But then it was student night, so it wasn't. Oh fuck off BS. I need to stop drinking.

 

[casualdeyna]

Fair few years ago now I fell asleep at a party after not eating and having a few aftershocks (last time I've touched them!) and woke up in a police cell, fuming, hadn't a clue how I got there as last thing I remember was being at said party.

Turns out I had woekn up at party in a daze, presumably stumbled around for a while, found my way in to an unlocked car, no idea if I had been trying door handles or just the one I tried happened to be unlocked, then decided I would drive home without any car keys on me. I started beeping the horn which alerted the car owner, police arrived, and I was arrested for drunk in charge and suspicion that I was going to nick the car. At least this is what I gathered from the police and mates at the party.

 

[without a dream]

I didn't even wake up in my bed, I was in a different bed. And yet in the same house. What the fuck was I thinking. I was doing trebles and shit mixes. It was more than £40, just checked. I mean, that's cheap. But then it was student night, so it wasn't. Oh fuck off BS. I need to stop drinking.

If you've had 20 trebles you're doing well to be up. I suspect 60 shots would have killed me.

 

[Blue Smarties]

I didn't even wake up in my bed, I was in a different bed. And yet in the same house. What the fuck was I thinking. I was doing trebles and shit mixes. It was more than £40, just checked. I mean, that's cheap. But then it was student night, so it wasn't. Oh fuck off BS. I need to stop drinking.

If you've had 20 trebles you're doing well to be up. I suspect 60 shots would have killed me.

Couldn't have been as we were there for 3 hours and then left for the club where I was doing shit mixes as I know a lad there, so they were just as cheap.

 

[The Flash]

Some of you must have some tales. Woke up this morning with a plate of a nachos sitting on my desk, put them in the microwave and they're all soggy. No idea how I got home, I was drinking £2.10 trebles and spent £40 on paint stripper. I'm a mess, help me. Give me your drunken stories to make me feel better.

The same Blue Smarties who started a thread lamenting how they pissed through money?

Skills.

 

[BimboBob]

Woke up on a train. In Corby.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Some of you must have some tales. Woke up this morning with a plate of a nachos sitting on my desk, put them in the microwave and they're all soggy. No idea how I got home, I was drinking £2.10 trebles and spent £40 on paint stripper. I'm a mess, help me. Give me your drunken stories to make me feel better.

The same Blue Smarties who started a thread lamenting how they pissed through money?

Skills.

THIS is my problem :-(

 

[Ovo]

Woke up on a train. In Corby.

Fucking hell, couldn't think of anything worse