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Cellarite
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Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady
mrcunny?
Ammy said:Now this style of sexy-talk puts me in mind of some truly beautiful erotic short stories posted some times ago by...what was his name...???
mrcunny?
Ducado
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Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady
Anti United?
Ammy said:Now this style of sexy-talk puts me in mind of some truly beautiful erotic short stories posted some times ago by...what was his name...???
Anti United?
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady
pinkwheeltrim?
Ammy said:Now this style of sexy-talk puts me in mind of some truly beautiful erotic short stories posted some times ago by...what was his name...???
pinkwheeltrim?
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady
That's the fella. A deeply talented writer :-)citykev28 said:Ammy said:Now this style of sexy-talk puts me in mind of some truly beautiful erotic short stories posted some times ago by...what was his name...???
mrcunny?
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Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady
Stilsy?
Brooklands Blue?
Didactic?
Ammy said:Now this style of sexy-talk puts me in mind of some truly beautiful erotic short stories posted some times ago by...what was his name...???
Stilsy?
Brooklands Blue?
Didactic?
Prestwich_Blue
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Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady
Look lads. It's getting a bit worrying now. Corky has disappeared off the face of the earth and we need to make sure he's OK. I'm calling for a brave volunteer to get close to Corky's Landlady and suss out what she's done with him.
It's dangerous work and requires significant courage and fortitude. What we need is a man who is prepared to go where every man has been before.
Look lads. It's getting a bit worrying now. Corky has disappeared off the face of the earth and we need to make sure he's OK. I'm calling for a brave volunteer to get close to Corky's Landlady and suss out what she's done with him.
It's dangerous work and requires significant courage and fortitude. What we need is a man who is prepared to go where every man has been before.
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Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady
I, respectfully decline
I, respectfully decline
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Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady
It's either Swales Lives or Big Mals Cigar aka A.Mod.
Not me Barcs its way out of my league.Barcon said:Gaylord seems to be missing from this thread, and pmsl at whoever said Eccles.
It's either Swales Lives or Big Mals Cigar aka A.Mod.
Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady
Oh no she didn't !
Corky's Landlady said:bobmcfc said:Corky's Landlady said:They were more interested in me minge. It was roasting hot that day and I'd left me knickers in a field the night before.
No way this is a female poster, I'd have to chuck up my dinner a few times, trawl through urban dictionary, throw up my dinner again and then just about bury my revulsion before posting these terms then go and have a shower
Whose this snooty cow? I love it when a girl trys to come over all prim and proper but really, is as cock happy as the rest of us.
You should get yourself on one of our girls nights out love. Might put a smile on your face although you might need a cushion for yer arse the next morning.
Oh no she didn't !