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[stony]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

How are you keeping the flies off your dinner ?

They were more interested in me minge. It was roasting hot that day and I'd left me knickers in a field the night before.

Corky's pet name for your minge is 'Venus' because it's such a fucking fly trap.

 

[Corky's Landlady]

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How are you keeping the flies off your dinner ?

They were more interested in me minge. It was roasting hot that day and I'd left me knickers in a field the night before.

Corky's pet name for your minge is 'Venus' because it's such a fucking fly trap.

My pet name for it is big fish because I fucking love having it battered.

Heads up, the front door just banged. I don't know whether he's in or out. It's like earlier when Pointless was on!

 

[bobmcfc]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

How are you keeping the flies off your dinner ?

They were more interested in me minge. It was roasting hot that day and I'd left me knickers in a field the night before.

No way this is a female poster, I'd have to chuck up my dinner a few times, trawl through urban dictionary, throw up my dinner again and then just about bury my revulsion before posting these terms then go and have a shower

 

[DelToro]

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How are you keeping the flies off your dinner ?

They were more interested in me minge. It was roasting hot that day and I'd left me knickers in a field the night before.

No way this is a female poster, I'd have to chuck up my dinner a few times, trawl through urban dictionary, throw up my dinner again and then just about bury my revulsion before posting these terms then go and have a shower

To be fair she seems to know what she's talking about.

 

[Barcon]

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Gaylord seems to be missing from this thread, and pmsl at whoever said Eccles.

 

[Corky's Landlady]

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How are you keeping the flies off your dinner ?

They were more interested in me minge. It was roasting hot that day and I'd left me knickers in a field the night before.

No way this is a female poster, I'd have to chuck up my dinner a few times, trawl through urban dictionary, throw up my dinner again and then just about bury my revulsion before posting these terms then go and have a shower

Whose this snooty cow? I love it when a girl trys to come over all prim and proper but really, is as cock happy as the rest of us.

You should get yourself on one of our girls nights out love. Might put a smile on your face although you might need a cushion for yer arse the next morning.

 

[bgblue]

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A girl should never give her goodies away...



* Does the milkshake song *

Is it fettled or blasted?? Is there a scale? I'm lost :(

I prefer the term "entwine our souls in steam filled eroticism"

Is that Spanish or sommat? :)

 

[stony]

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They were more interested in me minge. It was roasting hot that day and I'd left me knickers in a field the night before.

No way this is a female poster, I'd have to chuck up my dinner a few times, trawl through urban dictionary, throw up my dinner again and then just about bury my revulsion before posting these terms then go and have a shower

Whose this snooty cow? I love it when a girl trys to come over all prim and proper but really, is as cock happy as the rest of us.

You should get yourself on one of our girls nights out love. Might put a smile on your face although you might need a cushion for yer arse the next morning.

Bwahahaha, get back in your box Bob

 

[Blue Mist]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

I take it back love, I called you a murderer because Corky was missing but now that we have seen you I know he is smitten.

As Elton and Kiki once said 'Don't go breaking his heart'

 

[Ammy]

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Now this style of sexy-talk puts me in mind of some truly beautiful erotic short stories posted some times ago by...what was his name...???