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[bobmcfc]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Yep, refined, respectable, romantic shagging over a wheelie bin.

Chips and gravy optional.

That's just for the fiction novel I'm writing about people who live in harpurhey, it's like Beirut but scarier

Does it involve vampires? ;)

There are enough people trying to sink their teeth into you in harpurhey without adding vampires ! Hell, you can't even go to Gala anymore without getting shot at !

 

[rushts]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

6 pinter, i've done worse.

Seriously though, if you've eaten Corky you're gonna be in deep shit on here.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I thought he wasn't coming home tonight and had prepared him a nice fry up. Then I heard a clatter from the side of the house, went to investigate and found the fucking tramp rifling through my bins.

I fetched him in, fed the fucker and sent him for a bath. I nipped up to scrub his back and before long was rubbing his little cock. I thought I was in but he shot his duff before I could get me knickers pulled aside.

I came downstairs and poured myself a gin and waited. By the time he came down, I was sopping. He dived straight in and went to work on my motty. He soon got bored and had me bent over the coffee table and gave it me doggy style. It wasn't the most thrilling experience ever but was aided by me getting the first answer on Pointless while he thrashed away behind me (my first ever Pointless answer).

By the time the second round of Pointless started, he'd threw his muck over my back and was back in his room listening to his Peter Boyle cd's.

Definitely one of the women on a wind up. A bloke couldn't describe a sexual encounter like this in such a sensual and erotic way. It's so Mills and Boon.

fettled from behind

Oh, go on then, but let my tea go down first.
I can't fettle on a full stomach.

 

[stony]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

How are you keeping the flies off your dinner ?

 

[bgblue]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

Is it worth me sending you a pm? Might be punching above my weight here :)

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

6 pinter, i've done worse.

Seriously though, if you've eaten Corky you're gonna be in deep shit on here.

Eaten him? I might have had a couple of bits of him in me gob but I don't bite. The lad does enjoy a rusty trombone though.

 

[DelToro]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

6 pinter, i've done worse.

Seriously though, if you've eaten Corky you're gonna be in deep shit on here.

6 pints of what?

Cyanide?

 

[bobmcfc]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

That's the only level of girl i can get though, i should set my sights higher :-(

A girl should never give her goodies away...



* Does the milkshake song *

Is it fettled or blasted?? Is there a scale? I'm lost :(

I prefer the term "entwine our souls in steam filled eroticism"

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Here's one of me outside Rhyl Sun Centre last summer. I had a fantastic time and got shagged 4 nights out of 7. One night, the entire Dyserth Rugby Union squad went up me one after another. I could barely stand up the next morning.

Any of you lads fancy a slice?

How are you keeping the flies off your dinner ?

They were more interested in me minge. It was roasting hot that day and I'd left me knickers in a field the night before.

 

[sir baconface]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Seems like a nice girl.