nothing to see here

[rushts]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

.

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

Have you heard the saying 'never send a boy to do a mans job'?

Oh and by the way, them maroon cords met my scissors and are now in my bin xx

De Niro is a man just asking him round to price you up a new carpet ;)

That fucker laid my last carpet. I fancied a bit but he was banging on and on about some fucking agenda. The carpet was the only lay that day.

I will reply when i've finished my coffee

 

[2sheikhs]

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Poor Corky. He loved those trews.

 

[Corky's Landlady]

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The fucker was at home all day yesterday. I suggested he goes to watch a football game but he said his team were already out of the cup. His team must be as good on the pitch as he is in the bedroom. Pathetic.

 

[BimboBob]

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Howling here.


Whoever posted as his landlady needs a knighthood.

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

I'm not taking any new lodgers on at the moment, I will have to 'air' his room for several days, he's not the most hygienic of people.

He can also take his Robin Van Persie poster with him. He's had you lot over on here fooled I can tell you....

 

[Bill]

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Howling here.


Whoever posted as his landlady needs a knighthood.

for a small fee I will spill.


for a decent wedge I will ban both corky and his woman.

 

[DelToro]

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Howling here.


Whoever posted as his landlady needs a knighthood.

for a small fee I will spill.


for a decent wedge I will ban both corky and his woman.

You can ban corky but not his landlady.

She's worth the entrance fee alone.

I mean I've got my own house but I am seriously tempted to shack up with her.

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

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Howling here.


Whoever posted as his landlady needs a knighthood.

for a small fee I will spill.


for a decent wedge I will ban both corky and his woman.

Just Corky please, the woman can stay for me :)

 

[mcfclovin88]

Re: ive sha@@ed my landlady

The Flash is my guess.