Obscure questions that need answering

[Big Swifty]

What do occasional tables do the rest of the time?
Do stepladders have real parents somewhere?
If light travels at 186,000 miles per sec, does it feel sick going over a humpback bridge?
Why has Harry Kane got his mouth open all the time?

 

[KS55]

What is the point of Alan Pardew?

 

[1961_vintage]

What are these xeno's that some people seem to have a phobia about?

 

[Cellarite]

Why does Buzz Lightyear act dead in front of humans when he doesn’t believe he’s a toy

You’ve stolen that from me you thundercunt.

 

[Cellarite]

Why has Harry Kane got his mouth open all the time?

Surely something to do with him having jaw-jut.

 

[fredmont]

Why?

 

[Ban-jani]

How comes Man City with never ending vast amount of money can’t win the Champions League

Manchester City don’t, it’s why Alexis Sanchez isn’t playing his football in Manchester.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

If a tree falls in a forest, and their is nobody around, does anyone actually give a f**k if it makes a sound or not?

 

[Bill Walker]

If I save time, when do I get it back ?

 

[Blue Hefner]

Why do we sleep upstairs?

 

[aguero93:20]

How comes Man City with never ending vast amount of money can’t win the Champions League

Why are West Ham with the seventh highest revenues in the Premier League, a preferential stadium deal and cash in the bank from the Boleyn sale, heading for relegation?

 

[aguero93:20]

where do the random pools of water found on floors sometimes with no apparent sign of leaks come from?

In my house they come from a Staffie with a drooling problem.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Why are West Ham with the seventh highest revenues in the Premier League, a preferential stadium deal and cash in the bank from the Boleyn sale, heading for relegation?

Same for over half of the league. Crazy season!

 

[BimboBob]

If no one goes to a theatre show or cinema, for a perfomance, is it still shown?

No. Unwritten rule is...

More cast than audience = to the pub.

 

[BimboBob]

Cinema ! its the pictures or even the flicks, huh cinema indeed.


anyway its the one on the right.

What if you are left handed?

 

[aguero93:20]

What if you are left handed?

Yep, fucking discrimination that. Not having some right handed **** nicking my armrest in the cinema.

 

[BimboBob]

Yep, fucking discrimination that. Not having some right handed **** nicking my armrest in the cinema.

I find leaning that way as well is very persuasive. Of course the bad breath helps.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Why did we put a man on the moon before we put wheels on a suitcase?

More to the point, how come we put a man on the moon but never managed to put one on Martina Navratilova.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Why do we sleep upstairs?

Because that's where the bedrooms are.

 

[Magicpole]

Why are the new boxes of Malteesers not full of Malteesers? You could get at least another 20 in there. Cunts.

How does my mrs always know when I hatch a cunning plan and thwart it?