jimharri
Moderator
Socks are sooo 1980s,dahling.
... I don't have any crusty wank socks that need washing and pairing up...
... I don't have any crusty wank socks that need washing and pairing up...
Just buy black socks and shite socks then the most you ever need to take out of the drawer to guarantee a pair is 3.
Let me put it this way musty. It will take several more days than 23 to make the odd ones crusty.Just spoke to soft Mick and he has 23 odd socks so how any do you have ?
Ah, good morning Bimbo. Well did you?
Ok Bimbo. Quick question. Did you ever manage to turn those famous foxy burger nips into dockers rivets mate?Never met her. Sorry mate. She was a bit of a sauce pot in her younger days though. Well known for loving a party or two!
Ok Bimbo. Quick question. Did you ever manage to turn those famous foxy burger nips into dockers rivets mate?
I'm asking for a friend; )
That's blasphemous Bimbo. And god has rightly turned you into a hobbit since then.As soon as I walked through the door. i was a God back then. A fucking GOD!
I've got more odd socks in my sock drawer than soft Mick and can't fathom out why. I buy a pack of 5 pairs and within a month I'm struggling to pair them up. I don't have a dog that steals them. I don't have any crusty wank socks that need washing and pairing up. Perhaps my washing machine is swallowing them up like the Bermuda triangle. I suppose if I had a woman I probably wouldn't have this problem. I think I'll probably buy more socks instead.
Entering the sock drawer. You disgust me.Where's the problem? I wear odd socks most days unless i'm lucky enough to hit the jackpot when i enter the sock drawer in a morning.