Official 6-1 joke thread

[MSP]

that tweet is a shame

 

[Jackson-ctid]

Wee photoshop job thats been a hit on facebook so far :P

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

like nostradamus..............

Absolutely pissing myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking brilliant!!!!!!!!

High six bro.

 

[mannycity]

Rag fans are all looking confused WHY ? Cos they don't now if it's 6 or 1 or half a dozen another ha ha ha ha ! Can't wait for work in the morning x

 

[am333]

If you in for a laugh just go to ragcaffe ffs ;)

 

[GranthamBlue]

Tomorrows headlines.

6-1 DEMOLITION. FERGUSON REFUSES TO BLAME CLATTENBURG

DAVID BECKHAM DREAMS OF A RETURN TO MANCHESTER CITY

CINDERELLA DE GEA. HE'S ALWAYS LATE FOR THE BALL

EVANS :- "I'VE BEEN SENT OFF." FERGUSON :- "DON'T LOSE YOUR TEMPER. JUST COUNT TO SIX"

UNITED SWAMPED

FERDINAND : "SORRY BOSS". FERGUSON : "WHY ARE YOU SO F*CKING UGLY"

 

[Balti]

 

[MCC]

THE WORD Alex Ferguson used was “shattered”. The last time Manchester United were humbled so comprehensively by Manchester City, a 5-1 defeat at Maine Road in September 1989, Ferguson went home and lay for hours with his head buried under a pillow (no doubt after a shed load of Bells). This defeat will certainly have hurt more.

“I can’t believe it,” he said. “It’s our worst-ever day.”

Ha ha ha!!!!!! You fucking bully!! Have some of your own medicine you cock!!

 

[am333]

bloddy ell this can't be right...i need to change these again....oh and yeah happy 70th bday old man :D

 

[bananamilksheikh]

<br /><br />-- Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:42 am --<br /><br />The face of an impartial Sky pundit?

 

[Rocket Sauce]

United's not got the hang of the new FIFA 12 defending system yet.

 

[Phleeper]

-- Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:42 am --

The face of an impartial Sky pundit?

Jeez, you could have put a warning before you put that up. It's X-rated.

 

[scowy68]

Severe weather warning for Stretford this morning,forecasters say temperatures could reach as low as minus !

 

[Zmajuga]

Bacon face: "De Gea, where's the bloody ball?!"
De Gea: "It's in the net, I told you six times!!!"

 

[The game 161]

haha

 

[am333]

Google knows best

 

[didactic]

Patrice Evra hit headlines after filing racial abuse allegations against Luis Suarez during the draw with Liverpool. Mark Clattenburg the referee during the Manchester derby has confirmed to Sky Sports news that Patrice has made fresh allegations of the more serious matter of rape against one Mario Balotelli. Also named as co conspirators in the brutal assault were Sergio Aguero, Edin Dzeko and David Silva. The FA investigation commitee took 1 look at the statement and hit it for 6.

*runs out thread*.

 

[pjryan]

Good story on the 6-1 news last night

 

[One_and_only]

The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) were called out to Old Trafford yesterday, they'd heard there was a sick swan....

(6 - 1!)

Come on City!!!!!!!

 

[BurnCK]

CHAMP1-6NS ?? Hahahaha