Official 6-1 joke thread

My son had to do a story for school, all about his weekend. He's only young, so I offered to help him and we came up with the following;

On Sunday there was a football match that was watched by everyone in Manchester.

The viewers included a mother Anderson and his Nani. Old, Young and even people in De Gea village were tuned in.

For 20 minutes Manchester City were pinned Wellbeck, but then the Evans opened and the Rio show began.

After that, Evra time City got forward they scored, which couldn't be said for United as they appeared to be shooting with arrows from a very poor Fletcher.

As the final whistle was blown to confirm United Smalling, everyone was wondering if it was the start of the massive clubs Rooney?

Guide for the thick
Anderson = and her son
Nani = Nanny
Young = young
De Gea = the gay (an area in Manchester)
Wellbeck = well back
Evans = heavens
Rio = real
Evra = every
Fletcher = someone who makes arrows
Smalling = Uniteds mauling
Rooney = ruin, eh
 
I dont want to open my eyes....im Dreaming......
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Found an ailing old bird in the garden yesterday - so took it to the vet.

"Sick Swan" the vet pronounced - it got lots of needle points on it. #

Take this blue stuff and rub it in to the sore red pricks as often as you can!!!

All my own work (well except for the Sick Swan bit!!)
 
Haven't read the whole thread , have we had the this one yet??

UNITED SUPPORTERS EMERGENCY COUNSELLING HELPLINE

PLEASE RING ..

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after seeing the reaction to the ian huntly joke i doubt i should post this but meh

whats the similarity between united and *insert abuse victim here*? they were both well beaten and raped without a johnny
 
Don't know if this one has been posted so apologies if it has but here goes...

Alex Fergusons alarm clock went off this morning and his wife said "Wake up dear-it's 7"
Ferguson in his response said "Oh for fucks sake-have they scored again?"
 
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Is that you Frankie Boyle??
 
lmfao piers morgan is going IN on them!

@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
Hi mate @WayneRooney - how are you?
16 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Piers Morgan
I hear it's your birthday Shrek @WayneRooney - hope 1 isn't feeling too 6 after the party last night.
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Piers Morgan
Anyone seen or heard from @rioferdy5 since 4pm yesterday - or is he still stuck in Balotelli's pocket? #SixInTheCity
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Piers Morgan
Hope you didn't do anything silly after the game Shrek @WayneRooney - like pull all your new hair out. #SixInTheCity
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Whats plastic and shakes its head a lot......The stretford end 23/10/11





Oxo are bringing out a Man utd cube this month.

Its called the laughing stock



A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the manchester united ground yesterday.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match.
 
This aint a joke per say ...but funny as hell

on FB Dzeko posted his new profile pic
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