welsh_andy
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whothefisAlice said:
legend
Official 6-1 joke thread
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TheMoonIsRising
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whats Manchesters area code ?
welsh_andy
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balkanno said:
omfg legend,pmsl<br /><br />-- Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:31 pm --<br /><br />i see utd players were due to have new cars tomorrow, untill they seen they are 61 reg, no takers now
ELL107T
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Apologies if this one has already popped up (I haven't read the whole thread...)
What time is it? Six past De Gea!
What time is it? Six past De Gea!
nick.nikky
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Rio Ferdinand, Wayne Rooney, Ryan Giggs and Alex Ferguson enters a brothel. Rio approaches the bartender: "Give me your finest whore, sir!" The bartender rings the bell once and Roy Keane comes tippy-toeing down the stairs. "She will do!" says Rio and walks him up the stairs. "And I'll have the dirtiest, sluttiest of them all!" says Rooney. The bartender rings the bell twice and Ronaldo comes walking out the men's room with c*m stains all over his face. "She's perfect!" says Rooney and walks him up the stairs. "And I'll have the most beaten, scummy c**k sucker the house has to offer!" says Giggs. The bartender rings the bell three times and Gary Neville's head pops up from an elderly gentleman's lap. "She's wonderful!" says Giggs and walks him up the stairs.
The bartender looks at Ferguson: "So what will it be then, Sir Alex??" "Well lad", says Ferguson, "I'll have the filthiest, smelliest, most abused, underaged, dirty little rag beggar whore in the country!!! Only the the worst will do!!!!" The bartender walks the lenght of the bar, delivers a good kicking and pulls Jonny Evans lifeless body up by the remainders of his bloody hair. "This is your gal, sir!" says the bartender. "We sh*t in her mouth for kicks and every Tuesday we throw darts at her! You wont get them anymore worn down anywhere else in the country, sir!"
"Mmm yes", says Ferguson with a look of disappointment on his face, "it's not what I had in mind though...." "Oh??! What's wrong, Sir Alex???" says the bartender. Ferguson quietly pulls him aside:
"She has a vagina, lad..."
The bartender looks at Ferguson: "So what will it be then, Sir Alex??" "Well lad", says Ferguson, "I'll have the filthiest, smelliest, most abused, underaged, dirty little rag beggar whore in the country!!! Only the the worst will do!!!!" The bartender walks the lenght of the bar, delivers a good kicking and pulls Jonny Evans lifeless body up by the remainders of his bloody hair. "This is your gal, sir!" says the bartender. "We sh*t in her mouth for kicks and every Tuesday we throw darts at her! You wont get them anymore worn down anywhere else in the country, sir!"
"Mmm yes", says Ferguson with a look of disappointment on his face, "it's not what I had in mind though...." "Oh??! What's wrong, Sir Alex???" says the bartender. Ferguson quietly pulls him aside:
"She has a vagina, lad..."
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Re: Evra Accuses City
EXCEELENT
whothefisAlice said:
EXCEELENT
jimharri
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Probably already been posted, but I'm too lazy to trawl through 12 pages;
BREAKING NEWS....Wayne rooney has been found safe and sound....he was in vincent kompany's back pocket...shaking and crying!!!
Or
Manchester City have just gained a large following in the Chinese province of Sichuan.
Or
That was the first time man u have lost at home for 18 months,
It's also the first time that Alex ferguson has been seen pointing to his watch and telling the fourth official "thats enough".
Or
There is shame and distress over one half of Manchester tonight, and they will be questioning what they did wrong and how it all went wrong for them today.
How they let Darren Fletcher score will be the biggest talking point.
BREAKING NEWS....Wayne rooney has been found safe and sound....he was in vincent kompany's back pocket...shaking and crying!!!
Or
Manchester City have just gained a large following in the Chinese province of Sichuan.
Or
That was the first time man u have lost at home for 18 months,
It's also the first time that Alex ferguson has been seen pointing to his watch and telling the fourth official "thats enough".
Or
There is shame and distress over one half of Manchester tonight, and they will be questioning what they did wrong and how it all went wrong for them today.
How they let Darren Fletcher score will be the biggest talking point.
inGavious
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mat said:
