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What's all this news about a sick swan in Manchester????

Statistically 1/6 Man United fans wont get this joke.
 
Due to the eviction at Dale Farm, the travelers have been offered an alternative site at Old Trafford. Furious at the thought of having dirty, thieving, inbred, semi-literate animals living right on their doorstep, the travelers have turned it down !
 
Just read this report on the fire department web site:

Just after 16:00 the Service was called to reports of a fire at Old Trafford. Two fire engines from Macclesfield went to the scene and on arrival they found a fire in a football stadium. Four firefighters breathing apparatus used two hose reel water jets to deal with the fire and a large fan (positive pressure ventilation fan) was used to clear smoke from the property. Crews managed to put the fire out within half an hour of arriving but remained at the scene until 2.45 am to prevent any possible flare-ups. Smoke alarms were fitted at the property and the occupiers were able to get out unharmed. The fire was caused by MARIO BALOTELLI.
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