Official 6-1 joke thread

[arMOon]

Monday morning in the Fergie house.
Mrs Ferguson " Get up Alex its just gone 7"

Fergie " fuck me have they scored again".

WHAT A GREAT DAY.

Fucking funny

 

[gillymcfc]

Re: My favourite number

always been my favourite number as well even before today strange lol

1-6 goes close
First house bought no16
2nd house 106

Now live in 15
But will accept 23 following the stats above

 

[OnlyOneUweRosler]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKfY6kapyBY[/youtube]

lol, classic

 

[jimharri]

Somebody should create this banner for Eastlands it would be great.

Oi!



It's the Etihad Stadium. Sheikh Mansour will be sending the lads around to ''have a word''!

 

[banzaibuddy]

On a scale of 1-6 how humiliated will United fans, players and manager alike feel after the game?

strong.

 

[DavidM]

4th official: 'how much time do you want us to add on sir alex?'
taggat: 'just get that fucking whistle blown'

thats priceless

 

[OnlyOneUweRosler]

What have Colonel Gaddafi & Manchester United got in common?

Both were slaughtered in their own back yard

Hahahahaha, best one so far!

 

[arMOon]

Sky news have just confimed Colonel Gadaffi shot himself as a baying mob tried to put a United shirt on him.He was heard screaming "dont you think ive suffered enough".

 

[ccr]

Stop goading united fans. Its just 6 of 1............

 

[Duffinho]

 

[bluekendo]

man utd hotline - 0161 61 61 61

 

[DiscoSteve]

turn your ticket upside down and it reads 6 1. ha ha ha

also says CHAMPIONS MANCHESTER CITY too! Stupid feckers!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Re: post your jokes here

I will start.

" we now go over to old trafford to see the latest cricket score"

". . . . . and MCFC are 6 for 1 in the 92nd over!"

 

[byronic]

Has this been done:
On a scale of 1-6, how painful was that for United fans?

 

[welsh_andy]

4th official: 'how much time do you want us to add on sir alex?'
taggat: 'just get that fucking whistle blown'

omfg thats best 2day 4 me, thats a classic

 

[mancitymark]

 

[welsh_andy]

never seen such a mess at the old trafford since uwe roslers dad bombed the swamp,lolol

 

[shrekmansour]

A Manchester Utd fan is lost on his way back to London from the derby game at Old Trafford. He asks for direction from a passer by: 'take the M61 mate!'

 

[Metal Biker]

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[Damocles]

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