Official 6-1 joke thread

jmk3619 said:
I'm a Leeds fan.

I watched the game yesterday in a bar in Leeds, there must have been 150 people in there, nicely divided between (rough estimate): 50% Leeds fans, 40% City fans, 10% scum.

I've supported Leeds all my life and I'm a massive footy fan, but yesterday was my favourite non-Leeds game of all time. To see the team I f****** hate get smashed to pieces by a team that shares equal hatred was just sensational. Especially a team which featured an all-Leeds right hand side: Richards and Milner. I bet Milner f****** loved that yesterday.

City and Leeds fans were harmonious in the city centre yesterday, it was simply beautiful.

Man City, you are our gift from the footballing gods. I hope to god you boys win the title this year and take England's #1 tag off them vile w******.

That is all.
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Quality input, thanks bud. Hopefully Leeds can smash them soon too.
 
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talkativesprout said:
are we allowed extremely bad taste ones ?
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weve already had one bad taste one, bout huntley, but came with a warning and a link to a twitter page, so best link it if poss with a warning
 
welsh_andy said:
talkativesprout said:
are we allowed extremely bad taste ones ?
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weve already had one bad taste one, bout huntley, but came with a warning and a link to a twitter page, so best link it if poss with a warning
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read most of this thread during the day but must of missed the huntley one (it prob the same as i was going to tell) thanks for the heads up :)
 
This morning Mrs Fergison shouts 'Come on Alex, it's 7.....'
He replies, 'Oh fuck me, have they scored again....'<br /><br />-- Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:44 pm --<br /><br />Theres a new program on The History Channel tonight, MUTV
 
Found this on a KOP site..

‎1 :On a scale of 1-6 how humiliated do you think man utd fans are now?

2 :Being a Man United fan must make 1-6.

3 :Statistically 1/6 Manchester united fans live in Manchester.

4 :United i have a great programme for ya :
6 feet under ; )

5 :Anyone with any comments, regarding todays result at old Trafford, please ring mr Ferguson on manchester 161616.

6 :I bet all the utd mancs are 6 after that 1

7 :Cheer up Fergie, every cloud has a Silva lining.

8 :Man Utd fans have been seen leaving Old Trafford early so they can get home and watch there local team this afternoon, QPR.

9 :I reckon fergie's going to regret resting howard webb for such a big game..

10 :Tomorrow is rooneys birthday. He's twenty SIX

11 :Turkey hit by a 7.4 earthquake up to a thousand feared dead. Manchester United hit by a 6.1 thrashing, millions cant stop laughing...

12 :I wonder which road the Manchester Utd fans will be driving home on tonight - the M6 or the M1?

13 :what's the difference between a cab driver and man utd? Cab drivers only let in 5..

14 :What time is it?
oh, its 6 past De Gea!

15 :Manchester United have announced they have sacked all their security guards and hired all City players instead because of their ability to clear the attendances.

16 :A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the manchester united ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match.
17 :breaking news william hill have suspended odds for man city to win premier league they are 1-6 on

some good uns there..:)
 
samharris said:
Found this on a KOP site..

‎1 :On a scale of 1-6 how humiliated do you think man utd fans are now?

2 :Being a Man United fan must make 1-6.

3 :Statistically 1/6 Manchester united fans live in Manchester.

4 :United i have a great programme for ya :
6 feet under ; )

5 :Anyone with any comments, regarding todays result at old Trafford, please ring mr Ferguson on manchester 161616.

6 :I bet all the utd mancs are 6 after that 1

7 :Cheer up Fergie, every cloud has a Silva lining.

8 :Man Utd fans have been seen leaving Old Trafford early so they can get home and watch there local team this afternoon, QPR.

9 :I reckon fergie's going to regret resting howard webb for such a big game..

10 :Tomorrow is rooneys birthday. He's twenty SIX

11 :Turkey hit by a 7.4 earthquake up to a thousand feared dead. Manchester United hit by a 6.1 thrashing, millions cant stop laughing...

12 :I wonder which road the Manchester Utd fans will be driving home on tonight - the M6 or the M1?

13 :what's the difference between a cab driver and man utd? Cab drivers only let in 5..

14 :What time is it?
oh, its 6 past De Gea!

15 :Manchester United have announced they have sacked all their security guards and hired all City players instead because of their ability to clear the attendances.

16 :A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the manchester united ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match.
17 :breaking news william hill have suspended odds for man city to win premier league they are 1-6 on

some good uns there..:)
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liked no 4 nd 14, but all re good.

6 past De Gea!
 
JoeMercer'sWay said:
Piers Morgan in kick rags when they're down because it's popular/jumping on the bandwagon to try and get attention and support shocker.

Hate the talentless twat, fuck off talent shows and prime time slots on CNN.
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Think he's awful but he winds up the United players and club on a consistent basis so I follow him. Some of his exchanges with Rio and Owen are quality.
 
talkativesprout said:
welsh_andy said:
talkativesprout said:
are we allowed extremely bad taste ones ?
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weve already had one bad taste one, bout huntley, but came with a warning and a link to a twitter page, so best link it if poss with a warning
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read most of this thread during the day but must of missed the huntley one (it prob the same as i was going to tell) thanks for the heads up :)
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Frankly... any blue who repeats that one needs to look at themselves.. I've fell out with someone who txd that to me.
 
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