Conversation between me and my rag mate from 9am until his last reply just now. (Bear in mind he fell for this 2 years ago too)
Me: You must be fucking buzzing you lucky, red bastard. Dedlin Dayovich for £14.5m? He'll score shit-loads and should ease the loss of Morrison.
Him: Really? Where from? I knew Morrison was on his way but didn't think we were in for anyone. Is he a striker?
Me: Yeah mate, a really good one too. I would have loved him, so kudos to you for that.
He then went onto a rant about how they will now overtake us in the league, how this is the signing they needed to 'push us over the finishing line', and hurled an almighty hale of anti-Blue abuse my way.
I can't wait until later when he has obviously gone and told all his mates about it, only to be shown up to fuck.
This is the guy who once claimed to have experienced 'a mint night at OT last night v Galatassaray', before being reminded the tie was infact away in Turkey.
He's comedy gold.