OK,... YOU are now Manchester City's new manager.........

[Cellarite]

Start by playing the season review dvd on the trip to London at the weekend.
Hold a one-to-one meeting with Vincent Kompany telling him that I believe in him as a captain and player and believe in the team. Ask if there are any problems within the squad.
Tell Edin Dzeko that he is a huge part of my plans and as soon as results pick up, he will be given a run of games. Until then, the forwards that closed the 8 point gap last season will be playing.
Send out Hart, Zabaleta, Clichy, Lescott, Kompany, Barry, Garcia, Yaya, Silva, Tevez and Aguero.
Give Milner, Rodwell, Nastasic, Sinclair, Balotelli, Dzeko, Kolarov and Nasri (when fit) minutes when we are crusing in matches.
Scare the life out of the league again with attacking football with Gaz Baz and Garcia as the insurance policy.
Insist on a high tempo to make Dortmund wish they hadn't bothered turning up.
Get a haircut similar to the one last season which made a dreamboat of our manager.

 

[stonerblue]

Back to a solid back four for me. Zab Lescott Kompany Clichy. And the full backs to, first and foremost, defend.

 

[bluefromleve32]

Start by playing the season review dvd on the trip to London at the weekend.
Hold a one-to-one meeting with Vincent Kompany telling him that I believe in him as a captain and player and believe in the team. Ask if there are any problems within the squad.
Tell Edin Dzeko that he is a huge part of my plans and as soon as results pick up, he will be given a run of games. Until then, the forwards that closed the 8 point gap last season will be playing.
Send out Hart, Zabaleta, Clichy, Lescott, Kompany, Barry, Garcia, Yaya, Silva, Tevez and Aguero.
Give Milner, Rodwell, Nastasic, Sinclair, Balotelli, Dzeko, Kolarov and Nasri (when fit) minutes when we are crusing in matches.
Scare the life out of the league again with attacking football with Gaz Baz and Garcia as the insurance policy.
Insist on a high tempo to make Dortmund wish they hadn't bothered turning up.
Get a haircut similar to the one last season which made a dreamboat of our manager.

when can you start?

 

[blueinmadrid]

ok, id go solid 4 at the back 2 solid mid 2 attaching wings and a 2 striker!

richards kompany lescott clichy

yaya garcia

Silver nasri

Tevez

Aguero

What you reckon?

I reckon you might want to think about a goalkeeper ;)

 

[Cellarite]

Start by playing the season review dvd on the trip to London at the weekend.
Hold a one-to-one meeting with Vincent Kompany telling him that I believe in him as a captain and player and believe in the team. Ask if there are any problems within the squad.
Tell Edin Dzeko that he is a huge part of my plans and as soon as results pick up, he will be given a run of games. Until then, the forwards that closed the 8 point gap last season will be playing.
Send out Hart, Zabaleta, Clichy, Lescott, Kompany, Barry, Garcia, Yaya, Silva, Tevez and Aguero.
Give Milner, Rodwell, Nastasic, Sinclair, Balotelli, Dzeko, Kolarov and Nasri (when fit) minutes when we are crusing in matches.
Scare the life out of the league again with attacking football with Gaz Baz and Garcia as the insurance policy.
Insist on a high tempo to make Dortmund wish they hadn't bothered turning up.
Get a haircut similar to the one last season which made a dreamboat of our manager.

when can you start?

I'd have to give a week's notice at the cake factory unless I throw a sicky. Also, can I use a megaphone to shout from the second tier of the North Stand on Wednesday because I already paid for mine and the lad's tickets?

 

[leewill31]

first job would be to have a sneaky look at last seasons managers notes and copy's formation and tactics!

this job is piss easy :)

 

[mr_mancini]

ok, id go solid 4 at the back 2 solid mid 2 attaching wings and a 2 striker!

richards kompany lescott clichy

yaya garcia

Silver nasri

Tevez

Aguero

What you reckon?

I reckon you might want to think about a goalkeeper ;)

haha!! oops! i think ill go with Hart in goal! Now what do you reckon?? Should concede less with a goalkeeper!!

 

[momo88]

Stop doing press conferences and saying bollox like

eeet is very aaard

thees isa foootball

itisa very strange .

Weee must improve .

Go back to last seasons formation . ( it was not broken so dont bloody fix it )

hahahaha this is foaaatbal, im not heeeepy wii muast close di gaaaame they are a good theeeam

 

[blueinmadrid]

ok, id go solid 4 at the back 2 solid mid 2 attaching wings and a 2 striker!

richards kompany lescott clichy

yaya garcia

Silver nasri

Tevez

Aguero

What you reckon?

I reckon you might want to think about a goalkeeper ;)

haha!! oops! i think ill go with Hart in goal! Now what do you reckon?? Should concede less with a goalkeeper!!

That's more like it :) Although I'd go for Zabaleta over Richards, and put Barry in for Garcia.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

From what I read today he's taking full responsibility for things which are going wrong.

He's spent pre-season selling this new defensive system to his players though, and if he backs away then there is the risk he looks weak.

But I back him to do the right thing