Old songs

As much as it pains me to admit but one of the funniest songs was delivered by the stretford end sept 1966 first Derby since being promoted aimed at buzzer.

Where did you get that nose. Where did you get that nose

then Soon after

your nose was offside your nose was offside
 
they say that Old Trafford's a wonderful place
but the team that plays there is a fuckin disgrace
with half backs and full backs and forwards too
with hands down their shorts they've fuck all to do
the Stretford End sing and the Stretford End shout
the songs that they sing they know fuck all about
so we all agree where united should be
shovelling shit on the isle of capri
 
Me dad always said I never knew when to keep quiet so here goes. Sit down if you are under 25. All clubs used to sing "You'll never walk alone (again)" With scarves held high. I am guilty and I fear for my soul.
 
We’re forever flirting bottles
Flirting bottles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky
Just like West Ham they fade and die
Tottenhams always running
Chelsea’s running to
If you come to Maine Rosd
We’ll be running after you.... City City
(Or ..we’re the Kippax bootboys
Running after you)
 
City, City, ra ra ra
Leeds, Leeds, baa baa baa
Scousers, scousers, wheres my car
M****h, M****h, ha ha ha

How many lived and how many died in the M****h air disaster
Too many lived and too few died in the M****h air disaster
Bobby Charlton lost his hair
Duncan Edwards lost his life
Sir Matt Busby punctured a lung
Eight men died, now they're playing five a side
In the M****h air disaster.

Now, I'm no fan of political correctness, but some songs deserve to never be sung again.

And yes, I thought twice about doing this post, but.....
A) I didn't invent the songs
B) Some younger listeners should realise the shite we used to sing
C) the thread is about songs we used to sing and don't anymore and the above fall into that category
 
His fat his round he bounces on the ground Atkinson Atkinson
His round his fat he is an ugly twat Atkinson Atkinson

Who’s up Mary brown
Who’s up Mary brown
Tommy Tommy Docherty

Or when we pulled into foreign territory on the train Manchester lalala Manchester lalala

Helen ring ya bell
 
Silva Citizen said:
When he gets the ball he does fuck all Gary Gary Shaw ... perhaps we could bring that back obviously changing Gary to Luke
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I spent many a Saturday night walking between Corbiere's and Whitworth St West accompanied by a Birmingham City supporter who insisted on spending the whole walk shouting 'who the shaw, who the shaw, who the shaw is gary fuck'.
 
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