Old songs

[manclad]

Not an old song I know,but could somebody put the words to "The Bernardo Song" onto this thread.
I have never been able to pick up the words when it is sung at The Etihad,as I sit next to The Family Stand .
Am I correct that the words are sung to Abba's Voulez Vous??

 

[Ribchester]

Our lowest moment was singing ...Keegan Keegan hows your Dad. Still don’t understand why he ever chose to associate himself with us after that.

 

[Jordie]

We do not carry razors
We do not carry lead we onlycarry hatchets
To bury in your head
We are loyal supporters
Fanatics everyone
We hate man unitid,leeds & everton!!

Corrected

 

[Ribchester]

Tip toe through the Kippax
With a razor and a sawn off shotgun
Tip toe through the Kippax with me

if I die in the Kippax Street no no
If I die in the Kippax Street no no
If I die in the Kippax Street
There’ll be TEN RED BASTARDS at my feet oh oh oh

 

[Ribchester]

Oh Rodney, Rodney,
Rodney, Rodney, Rodney, Rodney Marsh

You can stick your Ian Moore up your fuckin arse

 

[chedinho]

Excèpt when we played Ipswich or Norwich and fucking ambulance was replaced by combine harvester

Ohhhh, I cannot read and I cannot write,
But that don’t really matter,
I am a farmer from Ipswich town
And I can drive a tractor.

 

[Ribchester]

Division 2 is calling you ... Man United
Division 2 is calling you ... Man United

United are goin to Oldham
United are goin to Oldham
Na Nah nah nah

United lost at Oldham etc etc etc

little did we know......................

 

[Ribchester]

G O R
T O N
Gorton lads are here again
With a nick nak paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Why don’t Wythenshaw fuck off home

Reply would be
Wythy Wythy Wythy Wythy
Wythenshaw

Kippax circ 1970

DGR Crombie Boys rule ok ya mugs

 

[Ribchester]

Toodle ooodle ooodle ooh
Who the fucking hell are you? (Circa 1964).

I’ve got this single still. Listen carefully at the end the kippax are singing your song at 2 min 46 secs if you don’t want to torture yourself always amazed me how this was allowed in the day

 

[urban genie]

Has the rip off your knickers one been mentioned yet?

Won't post the rest of the lyrics.