His name is Colin Bell and from Bury he did come
To play for old Joe Mercer's team back in Division One
And when you walk down Maine Road you'll always hear us cry
We are the best team in the land that no one can deny
Da da da daa,,,,,.
or
His name is Georgie Best and he's a fucking big disgrace
With his bright red handbag and his panties made of lace
And as he waltzes down the wing he gives a little twirl
And curtseys by the corner flag just like a little girl
Da da da daa......