Opening mouth before brain engages

[give it to gordon]

Was walking down the high street the other day when this bloke in his thirties I guess came flying out of an estate agency and walked straight into me. Without thinking I said 'blimey your orange' . He gave me a filthy look as I burst out laughing......

 

[kaz7]

I have no filter due to a brain injury,it can be fun in real life but written down looks awful! blurting out my thoughts gets me in all kinds of trouble but it's me now and i wouldn't change it

 

[Barcon]

Was walking down the high street the other day when this bloke in his thirties I guess came flying out of an estate agency and walked straight into me. Without thinking I said 'blimey your orange' . He gave me a filthy look as I burst out laughing......

What does that mean?

 

[old blue]

Was he Dutch?

 

[EastStandLower]

A bloke I sort of know came in the pub, looked really smart, new suit tie and shiny shows. I've only ever seen him in t-shirt and jeans.
"What was the verdict, obviously not guilty as your celebrating with a pint"
"No" he said, "sisters funeral"

 

[Meatbag]

Was he Dutch?

 

[journolud]

In my days as a CPN had a client who was bi-polar but was on the low side probably 95% of the time, very quiet and withdrawn. On one of his rare highs I was out with him (on the way to the chemists to get the increased prescription that would spoil his fun) there was a large lady coming towards us...

"by eck, you take some getting round" was what he said to her.

 

[manimanc]

What does that mean?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

What does that mean?

Blimey means oh my God and your means you’re

 

[give it to gordon]

What does that mean?

I guess he had over done the fake tan !